Make shitty poems

Risay117 | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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I will start:

Quote
I still have no Idea what I am doing;
But I'll figure it out when I go;
And when i reach the other side;
I'll forget the shit, I got done;
Sitting here on this stool I wonder if I'm done

Now your turn 7eptanites.


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Now your turn 7eptanites.
Reported for that.


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Now your turn 7eptanites.
Reported for that.
Well i am not going to be PC.

Go cry a river.


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Just longing of no longer working for a wage
Having more money than anyone else my age
Being my own boss, without going to college
I'm violent when I write, I just attack the page
To loosen the restraints, and escape this cage


Word Wizard | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Sick of cross dressers showing up at my house so I set up a trap door
Installed it in the dang floor, lets see them come bother me anymore
Each controversial verse is worse than a Asperger kid learning to curse
My flows immerse, take your eyes off my mouth oh no I stole your purse
Last Edit: October 09, 2014, 12:17:21 PM by Sly Instinct


 
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quick words
slaver offensively
intensively for you
writing themselves
writing yourself
wring out the words
to dry them


Risay117 | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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The words flow out;
like a gushing spout;
frack, frack frack;
With another push;
With that i'm done


 
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more words
to-war-ds this finale
risay has spoken
his words have been broken;
how about that omelet


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Elgiac talks, like a loose pussy
He talk all nice and acts all pretty
But when the time comes
He cowers out,
An open mouth with continuous diarrhea


 
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what

are you trying to rap battle me
don't snap prattle me
with wee little words
I state that
I most graciously ended your thread


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The tiny fox growled,
with all the pomp it could muster,
but when the wolverine came,
he was torn asunder,
now look at his brain,
all drivel and mushy,
nothing coherent can come from this mouth of a rabid


 
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the little grunt shrieked
through it's mutant mouth beak:
I insult you in rhyme!
For what? I do not know why
a poetical thread was put forth and instead
of abstaining I merrily joined it
I'll never be sure, if that makes me a whore
or worse than his (poetry) but
before I have left
I'll be sure and collect
a nice little sum
for my services
Last Edit: October 09, 2014, 12:48:07 PM by Elegiac


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The fox found his courage;
stood his ground a challenged the contender;
Although a comeback was never sent;
He showed brittle and spine;
with that the little grunt clapped;
happy, with the joys of rhymes;
and with that they went their merry way.


 
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the comeback was sent,
the grunt typed what he meant
even though he'd been surely refuted;
he claimed it was not
a comeback of sorts
but I came on his bitch back
as I read it


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I love you, son.
It's like Winnie the Pooh spilt honey on his butt.
He tried to wipe his arse but his hand got stuck.
50% skill, 20% luck.
Riding around in my pickup truck.
Smoke so thick you can't see through.
Sheeps go baa, cows go moo.
Native Indians drove canoes.
I think we should kill the
Spoiler
nazis


Septy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Waffles


 
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It's like Winnie the Pooh spilt honey on his butt.
He tried to wipe his arse but his hand got stuck.
50% skill, 20% luck.
Riding around in my pickup truck.
Smoke so thick you can't see through.
Sheeps go baa, cows go moo.
Native Indians drove canoes.
I think we should kill the
Spoiler
nazis
Luke?


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I love you, son.
It's like Winnie the Pooh spilt honey on his butt.
He tried to wipe his arse but his hand got stuck.
50% skill, 20% luck.
Riding around in my pickup truck.
Smoke so thick you can't see through.
Sheeps go baa, cows go moo.
Native Indians drove canoes.
I think we should kill the
Spoiler
nazis
Luke?
What.


 
Elegiac
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It's like Winnie the Pooh spilt honey on his butt.
He tried to wipe his arse but his hand got stuck.
50% skill, 20% luck.
Riding around in my pickup truck.
Smoke so thick you can't see through.
Sheeps go baa, cows go moo.
Native Indians drove canoes.
I think we should kill the
Spoiler
nazis
Luke?
What.
Yeeeaaaah little buddy

*punches you in the face*


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               đź…±
Peering up I see a light
Piercing my eternal prison.
I see a face, a key, my plight,
The savior of my darkest vision.
But soon you're gone, taken away
By a soulless beast born astray.
You filled my heart with hope and love
And gave my undead soul a fate.
But the dying flame vanished above,
Left with only time to contemplate.

Now I traverse this land of poison and faith.
Your distant voice echoing like a bell.
I've resisted the twisted abysmal, dark wraith
With nothing but a bloodstain and a story to tell.
Even with others, my sun incandescent,
I'm hunted by demons and spirits of vengeance.
I've been high up above and far down below.
My chaotic, lost eyes a-lit
By the blackness of tombs of my archived sorrows.
In the crystals of time I shall sit.

But from all I've endured, I haven't a soul;
Nothing to kindle the fire keeping me alive.
All that remains are endless nights black as coal,
Everlasting death from which no heart shall revive.
Now in the final days of my fading humanity
I leave messages before my descent to insanity.
In this land of the darkest of souls,
Imprisoned within this cursed asylum,
The bonfire dwindles and I can see no light.
Nothing but hollow cinders.


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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not good at rhyming
drink beer


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
I have no skill
I have no skill at all
This is all i can think of
I have no idea what this is
But hell with it
this is it
goodbye
because i have no idea what this is
but hey, screw it
I'm done, i'm going
goodbye for reals.


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
haikus rhymes with weeaboos
and that's real fu­cking gay
potassium


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
I see you there man
Looking like a piece of shat
Would you buy my crap