smd

Quote from: Verbatim on December 20, 2014, 12:27:09 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you? shitposting, especially when there is no discussion value, is the bane of this website.  i have half a mind to mute you.

Except the thread itself is a shitpost, so it really doesn't matter what I say. The fact that you're saying this to me and not the OP doesn't make any sense, and proves that the only reason you're saying it at all is because I'm Verbatim.

Go ahead and mute me; I don't want you to be able to read my posts. People who can't understand basic logic.

Go ahead and mute me; I don't want you to be able to read my posts.

Tyrannosaurus Rekt.

Quote from: Tyger on December 20, 2014, 12:43:40 PM

This is a sentence fragment. Please return to elementary school and learn to form basic sentences.

>thinking rules of grammar in formal essays applies to a fucking forum post

Now I'm going to go out of my way to Grammar Nazi every single one of your posts in the future.

Thanks for proving that you lack self control.

Quote from: RC5908 on December 20, 2014, 12:34:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 20, 2014, 12:27:09 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you? shitposting, especially when there is no discussion value, is the bane of this website.  i have half a mind to mute you.

Except the thread itself is a shitpost, so it really doesn't matter what I say. The fact that you're saying this to me and not the OP doesn't make any sense, and proves that the only reason you're saying it at all is because I'm Verbatim.

Go ahead and mute me; I don't want you to be able to read my posts. People who can't understand basic logic.

you're enabling the death of intelligent discussion, hitler.

You muted me yet you continue to read my posts. You clearly can't help but indulge in my comments.

*comma after "me"
*poor use of the word "indulge"

I unmute people after a few days because keeping someone muted forever is stupid. Like you, but... a little smarter.

the title of the thread describes u right now

also, u posted another sentence fragment

*capitalization and punctuation
*you

Those who have proven themselves capable of writing well, such as myself, are allowed to break rules if it helps their rhetoric. For example--sentence fragments are not only acceptable, but encouraged by English professors for their rhetorical effect. They can elicit a sense of bluntness within the author's tone, among other things. I've established that when I type without capitalization/punctuation, I'm doing it because I want to create a relaxed tone, as if what is being said is being said while lounging on a couch or something--which usually tends to be the case anyway.

But since you think forum posts should be like formal essays, I will severely censure all of your posts as though I were critiquing some illiterate cunt's drivel--which I am.

Quote from: Tyger on December 20, 2014, 01:03:38 PM

the title of the thread describes u right now

also, u posted another sentence fragment

*capitalization and punctuation
*you

Those who have proven themselves capable of writing well, such as myself, are allowed to break rules if it helps their rhetoric. For example--sentence fragments are not only acceptable, but encouraged by English professors for their rhetorical effect. They can elicit a sense of bluntness within the author's tone, among other things. I've established that when I type without capitalization/punctuation, I'm doing it because I want to create a relaxed tone, as if what is being said is being said while lounging on a couch or something--which usually tends to be the case anyway.

But since you think forum posts should be like formal essays, I will severely censure all of your posts as though I were critiquing some illiterate cunt's drivel--which I am.

>implying English professors know anything

Everyone knows humanities are irrelevant

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Funny how you try to correct that, but you probably don't even know the em dash's alt code (alt+0151). This laptop doesn't have a number pad, so I'm deprived of using em dashes, unless I literally search "em dash" onto Google just to copy/paste it into my message, which I can't be fucked to do, especially since the double hyphen is commonly used to denote a dash in literature, and typing two hyphens in modern word processors does indeed create an em dash.

Now you're probably going to accuse me of creating a "run-on sentence", even though there isn't one.

lol this thread

Sentence fragments are everywhere in novels, yo.

Quote from: RC5908 on December 20, 2014, 01:11:49 PM

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Funny how you try to correct that, but you probably don't even know the em dash's alt code (alt+0151). This laptop doesn't have a number pad, so I'm deprived of using em dashes, unless I literally search "em dash" onto Google just to copy/paste it into my message, which I can't be fucked to do, especially since the double hyphen is commonly used to denote a dash in literature, and typing two hyphens in modern word processors does indeed create an em dash.

Now you're probably going to accuse me of creating a "run-on sentence", even though there isn't one.

muh excuses

It wasn't even towards you, you stupid fuck.