look at the object to your left

 
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Your mom's vagina.


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
My bag.


Well... I'll just start wrapping the straps around my neck.


Rip.


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Feet first into fun!
I have to suffocate myself with a pillow case I guess.


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Your dad's penis


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hey
A physics lab book?

I guess paper cuts will have to do...


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My copy of A Feast for Crows

Well I guess it's big enough to be a blunt instrument to club myself to death


 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
My bed


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hey
A physics lab book?

I guess paper cuts will have to do...
My copy of A Feast for Crows

Well I guess it's big enough to be a blunt instrument to club myself to death

There are two types of people in this world.......
I mean if you want to beat yourself to death with an 80 page paperback then go ahead!


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Coffee cup... I suppose I could try drowning with the coffee, but if that fails, the bludgeoning is going to take a very long time.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Coffee cup... I suppose I could try drowning with the coffee, but if that fails, the bludgeoning is going to take a very long time.
I'm sure you'd stroke out from all the exercise
I'd be more concerned about dehydration.
If I'm beating myself with the cup for a day what is there to drink?


 
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Sick humour, no respect.
A composite bow? Wtf I got lucky compared to most of yas.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
A tea towel... time to suffocate myself


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
A composite bow? Wtf I got lucky compared to most of yas.
that actually sounds extremely hard to pull off in a manner that isn't excruciatingly painful and involves dying over time from prolonged blood loss.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Curtains, ill just hang myself


 
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Cars on the highway? Easy!


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A billboard with different things on it, including papers and a few pieces of jewelry.


I could be strangled with a leather bracelet, I guess. Either that or to be covered in paper cuts until point of death.

I'll take the leather band.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
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A chair.

Can I go grab some rope and use the chair that way?


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A walkie-talkie.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
A coca cola vending machine


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If you know, you know.
Its a vending machine

um, I guess I can tilt it over and let it smash my skull - could be out in one hit or could just open up my skull and die of blood loss


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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My hair straightners?
GG, looks like I'm in for a lot of pain before death.


 
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My hair straightners?
GG, looks like I'm in for a lot of pain before death.
Don't those have power cords? You could hang yourself.
Id rather do that, otherwise I'll have to have someone else there to make sure that I die and don't just go into shock.