Longest piss you've ever taken

 
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Longest one I've taken was almost a minute and a half. I could have written a novel before I got done peeing.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
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I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I don't know why I'd time it but once it felt like 2 gallons worth.

 
 
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Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....

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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Quote from: -Foxy- on December 29, 2014, 03:07:22 AM
Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
I'm bored as shit

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: -Foxy- on December 29, 2014, 03:07:22 AM
Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles

 
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Quote from: Nuka (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 29, 2014, 03:09:42 AM
Quote from: -Foxy- on December 29, 2014, 03:07:22 AM
Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles
Why were you...

Never mind

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
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Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles
Why were you...

Never mind
curiosity

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Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles
Why were you...

Never mind
Nuka is quite fond of water sports. It's not his fault though, Rocket got him into it.

 
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Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles
How big?

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
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Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles
How big?
generic standard size

 
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Quote from: Nuka (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 29, 2014, 03:16:27 AM
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Such colourful discussions we are having on the Flood this morning....
one time I filled two and a half water bottles
How big?
generic standard size
I remain unimpressed.

 
 
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I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.

 
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I'm pretty sure my longest has been just about 2 minutes...

 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.

 
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Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
Are you drunk now too?

 
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Quote from: BigtitsLemön on December 29, 2014, 04:01:03 AM
Quote from: Erives on December 29, 2014, 04:00:05 AM
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
Are you drunk now too?
No I have to work in the morning.  Unforuntly.

 
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Quote from: Erives on December 29, 2014, 04:13:05 AM

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Quote from: Erives on December 29, 2014, 04:00:05 AM
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
Are you drunk now too?
No I have to work in the morning.  Unforuntly.
Are you sure?

 
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Quote from: Erives on December 29, 2014, 04:00:05 AM
Maybe like a minute. I was so drunk.......i dont if I should finish this story.
Are you drunk now too?
No I have to work in the morning.  Unforuntly.
Are you sure?
No more vodka left in the house so yeah.