lol verbatim

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 09:28:24 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 09:23:28 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 09:22:41 AM
Accidents can literally happen doing anything at any time. Unless you never leave a padded room, you'll have accidents.
i'm sorry you live a life of constant fuck-ups, but i don't

I don't. Accidents are normal things literally every human has. Having accidents =/= constant fuck ups.
So you do live in a padded room and literally sit in the middle of it with a restraint coat??

Tyger · April 20, 2015, 09:31:36 AM

Quote from: CK97 on April 20, 2015, 09:19:41 AM

Quote from: Tyger on April 20, 2015, 08:25:10 AM
I make $12 an hour just because I know how to swim and do CPR
Lifeguard?

yes

And the pool I guard is only 5 ft deep in the deep end so when somebody is in trouble I'm just like "lol you're not even drowning just stand up faggot"

N/A · April 20, 2015, 09:36:11 AM

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CK97 · April 20, 2015, 09:37:31 AM

Quote from: Tyger on April 20, 2015, 09:31:36 AM

Quote from: CK97 on April 20, 2015, 09:19:41 AM
Quote from: Tyger on April 20, 2015, 08:25:10 AM
I make $12 an hour just because I know how to swim and do CPR
Lifeguard?
yes

And the pool I guard is only 5 ft deep in the deep end so when somebody is in trouble I'm just like "lol you're not even drowning just stand up faggot"

So basically, you make $12 an hour just for sitting there.

Statefarm · April 20, 2015, 09:43:12 AM

This is probably my new favorite thread

Jester · April 20, 2015, 10:18:54 AM

>memes

Oh · April 20, 2015, 12:59:22 PM

so when is the forum swim?

Luciana · April 20, 2015, 01:03:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:30:07 PM

my life doesn't need to be saved

Yeah, it just needs to be ended at this point tbh.

Luciana · April 20, 2015, 01:04:13 PM

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True Turquoise · April 20, 2015, 01:06:24 PM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2015, 01:04:13 PM

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block'dz

Luciana · April 20, 2015, 01:07:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:59:39 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 19, 2015, 09:57:07 PM
verby you don't seem like an adventurous person
i like to be safe

Azure · April 20, 2015, 01:10:13 PM

I like to float on my belly and pretend I'm a turtle

gats · April 20, 2015, 01:10:22 PM

LOOOOOOL SHIT
IF YOU EVER FELL IN AN POOL OR SOMETHING YOU'D BE LIKE "SHIT NIGGA SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT SWIM"

Deleted · April 20, 2015, 01:19:39 PM

*Verbadumb

Spoiler

I hope that fucker drowns in whale semen

Naoto · April 20, 2015, 01:24:57 PM

The thread that keeps on giving.

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 01:40:08 PM

Quote from: gats.png on April 20, 2015, 01:10:22 PM

LOOOOOOL SHIT
IF YOU EVER FELL IN AN POOL OR SOMETHING YOU'D BE LIKE "SHIT NIGGA SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT SWIM"

did you literally miss the first post in the thread that states that i know how to swim now

because that post is five or six fucking years old

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gats · April 20, 2015, 01:47:10 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 01:40:08 PM

Quote from: gats.png on April 20, 2015, 01:10:22 PM
LOOOOOOL SHIT
IF YOU EVER FELL IN AN POOL OR SOMETHING YOU'D BE LIKE "SHIT NIGGA SOMEONE HELP ME I CANT SWIM"
did you literally miss the first post in the thread that states that i know how to swim now

because that post is five or six fucking years old

i saw it, im just teasing