lol verbatim

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 03:09:18 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 19, 2015, 09:49:10 PM

I really love verbatim, he is like the angsty version of cleverbot

Why doesn't this have likes?

WHY?

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Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 06:37:26 AM

This thread is amazing.

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 06:49:48 AM

Quote from: Nagato on April 20, 2015, 03:09:18 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 19, 2015, 09:49:10 PM
I really love verbatim, he is like the angsty version of cleverbot
Why doesn't this have likes?

WHY?

because i don't even get it

A Cheese Potato · April 20, 2015, 07:07:44 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 06:37:26 AM

This thread is amazing.

I think you mean this thread has gone swimmingly

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 08:06:49 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 20, 2015, 07:07:44 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 06:37:26 AM
This thread is amazing.
I think you mean this thread has gone swimmingly

Please, don't drown this thread in puns.

Yu · April 20, 2015, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:40:57 PM

swimming is a useless skill

Who needs life saving skills for unforeseen accidents? No one on this planet, that's for sure.

Tyger · April 20, 2015, 08:25:10 AM

I need to know how to swim so when I drown in the pussy I can swim to the butt

Also knowing how to swim isn't useless at all, I make $12 an hour just because I know how to swim and do CPR

Platinum · April 20, 2015, 08:28:01 AM

Verbatim is a nigger confirmed

BC · April 20, 2015, 08:35:14 AM

Guys, thank you for this thread. Started my day laughing in class

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:40:28 AM

Quote from: Yu on April 20, 2015, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:40:57 PM
swimming is a useless skill
Who needs life saving skills for unforeseen accidents? No one on this planet, that's for sure.

don't get in accidents

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 08:43:36 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:40:28 AM

Quote from: Yu on April 20, 2015, 08:19:13 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:40:57 PM
swimming is a useless skill
Who needs life saving skills for unforeseen accidents? No one on this planet, that's for sure.
don't get in accidents

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accident

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:44:11 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:43:36 AM

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accident

yeah, those

don't get in them

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 08:44:33 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:40:28 AM

Quote from: Yu on April 20, 2015, 08:19:13 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on April 19, 2015, 09:40:57 PM
swimming is a useless skill
Who needs life saving skills for unforeseen accidents? No one on this planet, that's for sure.
don't get in accidents

Why are they called "accidents" then?

When's the last time someone called their insurance company and said "Well, I got into this on-purpose with someone..."

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:45:46 AM

Quote from: Nagato on April 20, 2015, 08:44:33 AM

Why are they called "accidents" then?

because somewhere down the line, somebody fucked up

if you didn't fuck something up, you would never get in any accidents

accidents are only a result of human error
take away human error, no accidents

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 08:46:08 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:44:11 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:43:36 AM
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accident
yeah, those

don't get in them

but... that's not how accidents wotk
You don't purposefully get into them.

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:46:50 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:46:08 AM

but... that's not how accidents wotk
You don't purposefully get into them.

you don't purposefully make mistakes, either
that doesn't mean it's okay to make big mistakes

if you don't know how to swim, i'd imagine you'd be EXTRA careful about situations involving bodies of water

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 08:49:59 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:45:46 AM

Quote from: Nagato on April 20, 2015, 08:44:33 AM
Why are they called "accidents" then?
because somewhere down the line, somebody fucked up

if you didn't fuck something up, you would never get in any accidents

accidents are only a result of human error
take away human error, no accidents

You can't remove human error from a human.

Oh · April 20, 2015, 08:51:45 AM

>being scared of liquid water

lol

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:52:43 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:49:59 AM

You can't remove human error from a human.

because all humans are capable of doing is fucking up, right
no one has ever done anything perfectly, ever

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:53:28 AM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on April 20, 2015, 08:51:45 AM

>being scared of liquid water

lol

as opposed to being afraid of solid water? yeah i think liquid water is a lot scarier

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 08:55:38 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:52:43 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:49:59 AM
You can't remove human error from a human.
because all humans are capable of doing is fucking up, right
no one has ever done anything perfectly, ever

Where were you trying to go with that?

Accidentss aren't something you intentionally get into or avoid by definition.

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 08:56:33 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:55:38 AM

Where were you trying to go with that?

Accidentss aren't something you intentionally get into or avoid by definition.

and if you're smart

you will take measures to prevent them

did you know that that's possible

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 09:00:43 AM

Trying to not laugh in class...

CK97 · April 20, 2015, 09:19:41 AM

Quote from: Tyger on April 20, 2015, 08:25:10 AM

I make $12 an hour just because I know how to swim and do CPR

Lifeguard?

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 09:22:41 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:56:33 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:55:38 AM
Where were you trying to go with that?

Accidentss aren't something you intentionally get into or avoid by definition.
and if you're smart

you will take measures to prevent them

did you know that that's possible

Accidents can literally happen doing anything at any time. Unless you never leave a padded room, you'll have accidents.

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 09:23:28 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 09:22:41 AM

Accidents can literally happen doing anything at any time. Unless you never leave a padded room, you'll have accidents.

i'm sorry you live a life of constant fuck-ups, but i don't

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 09:23:50 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 09:22:41 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2015, 08:56:33 AM
Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 20, 2015, 08:55:38 AM
Where were you trying to go with that?

Accidentss aren't something you intentionally get into or avoid by definition.
and if you're smart

you will take measures to prevent them

did you know that that's possible
Accidents can literally happen doing anything at any time. Unless you never leave a padded room, you'll have accidents.

And if a room full of people have really really big accidents, swimming will be a useful skill.

i am karjala takaisin · April 20, 2015, 09:24:38 AM

i wonder if i can monetize this thread somehow

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 09:25:36 AM

Quote from: Memember on April 20, 2015, 09:24:38 AM

i wonder if i can monetize this thread somehow

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