lol John Oliver won an emmy.

Dan · September 20, 2016, 07:25:13 PM

I hate this planet.

SecondClass · September 20, 2016, 07:25:47 PM

boo fucking hoo

Dan · September 20, 2016, 07:28:25 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 20, 2016, 07:25:47 PM

boo fucking hoo

exactly, but not in a sarcastic way.

Verbatim · September 20, 2016, 07:28:52 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 20, 2016, 07:25:47 PM

boo fucking hoo

Pippen · September 20, 2016, 07:32:53 PM

He used to be pretty good and funny till he made is comedy news show into an ANTI-DRUMPH SHILLERY IS THE BEST HARR DE HARR

maverick · September 20, 2016, 07:34:57 PM

I haven't seen a very good segment from him in over a year.

Seems like Game of Thrones which started getting a bunch of emmys when the show went to shit.

Verbatim · September 20, 2016, 07:36:26 PM

Quote from: Pippen on September 20, 2016, 07:32:53 PM

He used to be pretty good and funny till he made is comedy news show into an ANTI-DRUMPH SHILLERY IS THE BEST HARR DE HARR

That's when he started getting good, actually.

Dan · September 20, 2016, 07:42:13 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 20, 2016, 07:36:26 PM

Quote from: Pippen on September 20, 2016, 07:32:53 PM
He used to be pretty good and funny till he made is comedy news show into an ANTI-DRUMPH SHILLERY IS THE BEST HARR DE HARR
That's when he started getting good, actually.

Except he's always been mediocre and unwilling to challenge any of the MSM's bullshit rhetoric.
Emmy should have gone to Bill Maher even though he's on the shillery train too.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · September 20, 2016, 07:48:42 PM

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Solonoid · September 20, 2016, 08:13:54 PM

For what?

Pippen · September 20, 2016, 08:18:48 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 20, 2016, 07:36:26 PM

Quote from: Pippen on September 20, 2016, 07:32:53 PM
He used to be pretty good and funny till he made is comedy news show into an ANTI-DRUMPH SHILLERY IS THE BEST HARR DE HARR
That's when he started getting good, actually.

I know you love Hillary and all that crap, whatever you like man.

I'm not even a supporter of Trump, but when you spend an episode digging into Trump instead of the topic at hand it generally shows media bias, which in a presidential election is never good.

Verbatim · September 20, 2016, 08:24:54 PM

Quote from: Pippen on September 20, 2016, 08:18:48 PM

I know you love Hillary

lmao

No.

snee0rp · September 21, 2016, 11:41:42 AM

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Ian · September 21, 2016, 12:39:56 PM

>Audience giggles, titters, whispers
"Now...."
>Light laughter breaks out in eager anticipation
"White people."
>Hearty guffawing
"I mean really."
>Audience members start crying from laughing so hard
"It's not 1600 anymore. We don't need to navigate the Horn of Africa to find India anymore."
>Audience members shit themselves from unrestrained laughter
"Let's face it, white people are like what you'd get if you take a Flock of Seagulls concert and add Nyquil."
>Tears of laughter deluge the audience, causing severe dehydration
"I mean, really. Why do we need white people? To copy out the Bible onto parchment paper in a monastery?"
>Laughter so fierce that glass in the studio shatters, raining down and killing the elderly
"I MEAN REALLY!"
>Foundation of building shakes with the resonance of hilarity, triggering an earthquake
"IT'S 2016 PEOPLE!"
>Laughter can be picked up on AM radio, distorting satellite signals and causing oil tankers to crash into coastlines
>Hyenas in zoos across the nation driven mad by what they perceive to be the calls of their species and devour one another
>Obama issues executive order to level Redwood forests, creating enough sawdust to cover billions of gallons of vomit unleashed by the laughter
>The exaggerated eccentricity of Earth's orbit slingshots the moon out of orbit
>The French surrender
>HBO green-lights another 19 seasons
>John Oliver returns home after a hard day's work to enjoy the sleep of the jest

Naru · September 21, 2016, 12:53:26 PM

who is this guy and why should i care?

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 02:15:20 PM

Quote from: Ian on September 21, 2016, 12:39:56 PM

>Audience giggles, titters, whispers
"Now...."
>Light laughter breaks out in eager anticipation
"White people."
>Hearty guffawing
"I mean really."
>Audience members start crying from laughing so hard
"It's not 1600 anymore. We don't need to navigate the Horn of Africa to find India anymore."
>Audience members shit themselves from unrestrained laughter
"Let's face it, white people are like what you'd get if you take a Flock of Seagulls concert and add Nyquil."
>Tears of laughter deluge the audience, causing severe dehydration
"I mean, really. Why do we need white people? To copy out the Bible onto parchment paper in a monastery?"
>Laughter so fierce that glass in the studio shatters, raining down and killing the elderly
"I MEAN REALLY!"
>Foundation of building shakes with the resonance of hilarity, triggering an earthquake
"IT'S 2016 PEOPLE!"
>Laughter can be picked up on AM radio, distorting satellite signals and causing oil tankers to crash into coastlines
>Hyenas in zoos across the nation driven mad by what they perceive to be the calls of their species and devour one another
>Obama issues executive order to level Redwood forests, creating enough sawdust to cover billions of gallons of vomit unleashed by the laughter
>The exaggerated eccentricity of Earth's orbit slingshots the moon out of orbit
>The French surrender
>HBO green-lights another 19 seasons
>John Oliver returns home after a hard day's work to enjoy the sleep of the jest

That poor earthquake was triggered and no one cared.
#earthquakelivesmatter

Onion · September 21, 2016, 02:15:57 PM

Please keep him america, we don't want that shitter back. James Corden too

SecondClass · September 21, 2016, 03:17:58 PM

Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.

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SecondClass · September 21, 2016, 03:22:24 PM

Quote from: challengerX on September 21, 2016, 03:20:24 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:17:58 PM
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.

Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 03:49:14 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:22:24 PM

Quote from: challengerX on September 21, 2016, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:17:58 PM
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.
Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.

You're a huge faggot.

SecondClass · September 21, 2016, 03:50:59 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on September 21, 2016, 03:49:14 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: challengerX on September 21, 2016, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:17:58 PM
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.
Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.

You're a huge faggot.

stars are in space

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 03:53:34 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:50:59 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on September 21, 2016, 03:49:14 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: challengerX on September 21, 2016, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:17:58 PM
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.
Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.

You're a huge faggot.
stars are in space

Water isn't wet

Azumarill · September 21, 2016, 03:56:58 PM

lots of butthurt normies itt

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 03:57:54 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 03:56:58 PM

lots of butthurt normies itt

Another beautifully orchestrated comment. +1

Azumarill · September 21, 2016, 03:59:06 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on September 21, 2016, 03:57:54 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 03:56:58 PM
lots of butthurt normies itt

Another beautifully orchestrated comment. +1

i do my best to uphold only the highest of posting standards

Dietrich Six · September 21, 2016, 04:07:06 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 03:59:06 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on September 21, 2016, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on September 21, 2016, 03:56:58 PM
lots of butthurt normies itt

Another beautifully orchestrated comment. +1
i do my best to uphold only the highest of posting standards

Spot on ol' chap

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SecondClass · September 21, 2016, 04:17:09 PM

Quote from: challengerX on September 21, 2016, 04:14:01 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: challengerX on September 21, 2016, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 21, 2016, 03:17:58 PM
Yeah, there are some opinions that have no place in the 21st century. That shouldnt be some big twist.
Yeah like your knuckle dragging opinions when it comes to anything scientific.
Nah, your terrible social opinions like "family" or "country" being important whatsoever.
I have 1% battery but I'm not gonna save it, I'm gonna use it to talk shit to your dumb ignorant ass because there's no way you could be this much of a colossal faggot and actually sleep at night.

there's lots of reasons I have trouble sleeping at night, the fact I don't obsess over outed, arbitrary concepts isn't one of them

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