I am elite sniper from Iraq, i move to america to find my dream girl but she was shot by bradley cooper. i very sad and i cry but mom say no worry because the bombs are being planted soon. we will have bomb for every one in village. My village poor but it find way. with bombs being cheap i decided to make my own to lure in bradley cooper. i tape big chicken to sniper rapped in american flag. it was dirty so he would clean right, no he grabed the flag and ran away before i could blow bomb. i now watch him from far as he uses flag as a baby bib then i remember that there was c4 particles inside flag. i find phone to detonate bomb and dial number 420 bomb splods but baby not real. bradly new hole time it was there how tho. it must be god telekinesis. i go to muhammed and he gives good advice he says to float like butterfly sting like be i say we have no bees but he punches me and i go boom boom. the blast reaches bradley and he died
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