Some stupid customers came in with a 5Ib black box and went into our dining section at work and sealed themselves in there. Which of course, the damn thing must have been a bomb of some kind which exploded and did a lot of damage to the property and tables.

And then they came out covered in soot and smoke and they had the gall to charge me for it.

Why are people fucking assholes.

What the fuck?

I swear to christ if none of you can figure out the reference. I made a parody thread based on the one down below and turned it into a reference cause that was the first thing that popped into my head.