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Hey Nuka

Am I your best friend?

oh


uh

I see how it is.

No cake for you

>:C

no wait
baby please

Too late.

I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.

Not as pretty, though

>.>

wait no back off bitch he's mine

I don't know if you know this, but...


He's kind of a cumslut.

well yeah but he's my cumslut

Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.

uh, yeah, thanks to me

I helped

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

alright alright, you're second in command then

*Co-commander

simmer down there junior

Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.

true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain

I could mutiny and be the new captain.

lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course

Do you even know what a helmsman is?

yes, and I'm always having to correct your path

Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.

lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you

You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.

maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore

We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.

well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut

We'll just eat our boots

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Quote from: Ushan on November 16, 2015, 09:30:18 PM

Hey Nuka

Am I your best friend?

oh


uh

I see how it is.

No cake for you

>:C

no wait
baby please

Too late.

I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.

Not as pretty, though

>.>

wait no back off bitch he's mine

I don't know if you know this, but...


He's kind of a cumslut.

well yeah but he's my cumslut

Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.

uh, yeah, thanks to me

I helped

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

alright alright, you're second in command then

*Co-commander

simmer down there junior

Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.

true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain

I could mutiny and be the new captain.

lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course

Do you even know what a helmsman is?

yes, and I'm always having to correct your path

Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.

lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you

You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.

maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore

We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.

well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut

There's fish.

best get fishin' then

I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.

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Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on November 16, 2015, 09:32:18 PM

Quote from: Ushan on November 16, 2015, 09:30:18 PM

Hey Nuka

Am I your best friend?

oh


uh

I see how it is.

No cake for you

>:C

no wait
baby please

Too late.

I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.

Not as pretty, though

>.>

wait no back off bitch he's mine

I don't know if you know this, but...


He's kind of a cumslut.

well yeah but he's my cumslut

Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.

uh, yeah, thanks to me

I helped

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

alright alright, you're second in command then

*Co-commander

simmer down there junior

Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.

true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain

I could mutiny and be the new captain.

lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course

Do you even know what a helmsman is?

yes, and I'm always having to correct your path

Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.

lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you

You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.

maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore

We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.

well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut

There's fish.

best get fishin' then

I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.

best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies

I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.

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Quote from: Ushan on November 16, 2015, 09:30:18 PM

Hey Nuka

Am I your best friend?

oh


uh

I see how it is.

No cake for you

>:C

no wait
baby please

Too late.

I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.

Not as pretty, though

>.>

wait no back off bitch he's mine

I don't know if you know this, but...


He's kind of a cumslut.

well yeah but he's my cumslut

Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.

uh, yeah, thanks to me

I helped

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

alright alright, you're second in command then

*Co-commander

simmer down there junior

Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.

true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain

I could mutiny and be the new captain.

lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course

Do you even know what a helmsman is?

yes, and I'm always having to correct your path

Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.

lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you

You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.

maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore

We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.

well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut

There's fish.

best get fishin' then

I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.

best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies

I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.

Davy Jones be damned, how could you possibly go through 20 barrels of bait so fast?

I'm a growing boy

I think it's probably time for you to go on a diet

I actually just lost about fifteen pounds.

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Quote from: Ushan on November 16, 2015, 09:30:18 PM

Hey Nuka

Am I your best friend?

oh


uh

I see how it is.

No cake for you

>:C

no wait
baby please

Too late.

I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.

Not as pretty, though

>.>

wait no back off bitch he's mine

I don't know if you know this, but...


He's kind of a cumslut.

well yeah but he's my cumslut

Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.

uh, yeah, thanks to me

I helped

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

alright alright, you're second in command then

*Co-commander

simmer down there junior

Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.

true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain

I could mutiny and be the new captain.

lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course

Do you even know what a helmsman is?

yes, and I'm always having to correct your path

Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.

lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you

You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.

maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore

We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.

well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut

There's fish.

best get fishin' then

I'll go and put some Anita Sarkeesian on my hooks, then.

best be saving our more potent bait for when we deplete our other supplies

I already used all our other bait, a northman without his fish is like water without its salt.

Davy Jones be damned, how could you possibly go through 20 barrels of bait so fast?

I'm a growing boy

I think it's probably time for you to go on a diet

I actually just lost about fifteen pounds.

and yet you're still the size of moby dick

Well, I mean, Moby Dick is huge.

Oh

Quote from: Ushan on November 16, 2015, 11:02:05 PM

Is it in yet?

nice and tight

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY