deadass forreal b?

Stop talking crab, you know I'd deck you if you choose any other animal

There are 3 major aluminum can manufacturers competing in the U.S. To find out who made your can look for a small logo that will be placed near the bar-code in most instances.   Ball is easily the biggest, and their quality shows as well. If you have a can near you now it's probably an 80% chance that it was made by Ball. Quality is as expected, generally good, but you can tell their goal is volume. Necks aren't clean and straight in most cases, but the printing is top-notch. You will see some dents at the base, but not a huge amount.  Next up in volume is going to be Rexam. In the industry they're considered the short-bus. If you get fired from another competitor you'll probably end up at Rexam. This shows in quality. The thickness is inconsistent, the printing is mediocre, and the necks almost always have a bunch of marks on them. Dents are common-place all over but look at the edge of the top neck and the bottom edge. Huge volume because they're cheap.  Next in volume (in the US mainly) is going to be little-known MCC. This stands for Metal Container Corporation, which is actually owned by Anheuser-Busch In-Bev. Basically they produce enough so that they can control prices a bit when they buy from Ball. The quality here is impressive. The necks are clean and generally a bit sharper than anyone else. Dents are reduced to almost nil, if you see many it's likely from the filling/packing process.  Does anyone actually give a shit? Not really.   

CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE

dang that is some serious crust

oh yeah, well this is me

This is me

This is you