Let's say a girl tosses her cat to another girl who tosses it back...

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 10:31:03 AM

...and then the first girl tosses the cat to you straight afterwards. What do you do? I mean...

Have they invited you for a threesome? Or is the girl bi, and the second girl turned her down, and you were her second choice? Or are they trying to say that the girl who tossed the cat used to be a lesbian and you've somehow turned her straight? Or are they trying to say that the girl who tossed the cat back wants you and the girl whose cat it is is just trying to help set you two up?

I mean... this is complicated.

Mat Cauthon · March 23, 2015, 10:32:41 AM

You sic a dog on them.

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM

So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?

Mat Cauthon · March 23, 2015, 10:35:28 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM

So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?

Sylvie is either sharing food or really pissed off.

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 10:36:32 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM

So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?

Can I cheat and just ask you?

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 10:44:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:36:32 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM
So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?
Can I cheat and just ask you?

Nope! You must formulate your own hypothesis.
^.^

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 10:44:37 AM

Quote from: Nagato on March 23, 2015, 10:35:28 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM
So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?
Sylvie is either sharing food or really pissed off.

This is an interesting hypothesis.

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 10:45:35 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:44:21 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:36:32 AM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM
So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?
Can I cheat and just ask you?
Nope! You must formulate your own hypothesis.
^.^

*elegiac throws a question mark back at you*

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 10:50:02 AM

*Responds by throwing a cactus at POTUS*

gats · March 23, 2015, 10:51:59 AM

Isara knows, I'll call her

Quote from: Isara on March 23, 2015, 08:47:26 AM

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM

Presidents of the United States?

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 10:56:01 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM

Presidents of the United States?

Correct

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 10:59:29 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:56:01 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM
Presidents of the United States?
Correct

This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.

Tyger · March 23, 2015, 11:18:04 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:59:29 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.

this is probably one of the funniest thing you've ever said. I laughed out loud and it's not even that outlandishly funny. Just unexpected

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 11:21:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:59:29 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.

Video it. I want to have a giggle m8

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 11:22:22 AM

Quote from: Tyger on March 23, 2015, 11:18:04 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.
this is probably one of the funniest thing you've ever said. I laughed out loud and it's not even that outlandishly funny. Just unexpected

I aim to please. When we banter from now on, I'll set the bar a little lower, just for you. Ahem...

PISS OWLS

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 11:23:37 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 11:21:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.
Video it. I want to have a giggle m8

You video it.

🂿 · March 23, 2015, 01:14:22 PM

I don't get this one.

Rinev · March 23, 2015, 01:20:31 PM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM

So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?

You either think I'm hungry or you're sexually harassing me.

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 01:20:54 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:14:22 PM

I don't get this one.

I don't know how to explain it any better.

🂿 · March 23, 2015, 01:22:02 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:20:54 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:14:22 PM
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.

Does it have something to do with having a threesome?

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 01:25:01 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:22:02 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:20:54 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:14:22 PM
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.

Does it have something to do with having a threesome?

Does it? That's what we're trying to figure out.

🂿 · March 23, 2015, 01:26:43 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:25:01 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:20:54 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:14:22 PM
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.

Does it have something to do with having a threesome?
Does it? That's what we're trying to figure out.

Eh. Who knows?

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 01:27:17 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:26:43 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:25:01 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:20:54 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 23, 2015, 01:14:22 PM
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.

Does it have something to do with having a threesome?
Does it? That's what we're trying to figure out.

Eh. Who knows?

One of you people does.

Luke · March 23, 2015, 01:28:12 PM

you are easily our worst new poster

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 01:28:46 PM

Quote from: Luke on March 23, 2015, 01:28:12 PM

you are easily our worst new poster

Says the guy not posting to topic

Luke · March 23, 2015, 02:03:29 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:28:46 PM

Quote from: Luke on March 23, 2015, 01:28:12 PM
you are easily our worst new poster
Says the guy not posting to topic

I don't have to post on topic for you.

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 02:07:33 PM

Quote from: Luke on March 23, 2015, 02:03:29 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:28:46 PM
Quote from: Luke on March 23, 2015, 01:28:12 PM
you are easily our worst new poster
Says the guy not posting to topic
I don't have to post on topic for you.

Luke · March 23, 2015, 02:08:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 02:07:33 PM

Quote from: Luke on March 23, 2015, 02:03:29 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 01:28:46 PM
Quote from: Luke on March 23, 2015, 01:28:12 PM
you are easily our worst new poster
Says the guy not posting to topic
I don't have to post on topic for you.

don't give me that look

TB · March 23, 2015, 02:09:00 PM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 10:33:16 AM

So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?

My mind went to something sexual but I doubt that was the true intent...