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My stupidity is self evident.
and don't you dare buy the ones that aren't at least 65% quality!

Don't buy the short ones, don't buy the brown ones!


Better buy the large one

Makes you healthy, makes you strong.
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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.



 
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and don't you dare buy the ones that aren't at least 65% quality!

Don't buy the short ones, don't buy the brown ones!


Better buy the large one

Makes you healthy, makes you strong.

Actually yes buy the brown ones.

That's how you make banana bread.
I can feel that we're not on the same page here.

Were we ever on the same page to start with? I still wouldn't count a banana as a hobo food. Mainly because of how absurdly expensive they are up here.


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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps


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Basically anything from Farmfoods

Dunno what the hell or who farmfoods are. Whatever you say boss.
A cheap supermarket

Aha!

Make a wager with me lemon. I too, have a cheap supermarket that sells cheap things. My wager is, my cheap supermarket sounds gayer then yours.

Farmfoods vs Fields
Farmfoods just sounds like a cattle market


 
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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps

I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!

I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.


 
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Basically anything from Farmfoods

Dunno what the hell or who farmfoods are. Whatever you say boss.
A cheap supermarket

Aha!

Make a wager with me lemon. I too, have a cheap supermarket that sells cheap things. My wager is, my cheap supermarket sounds gayer then yours.

Farmfoods vs Fields
Farmfoods just sounds like a cattle market

Just. Listen to the sentance being said.

"I'm going to Fields."



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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps

I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!

I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.
No but they help keep the hunger away. Yeah you're body is already kinda fucked up atm. I suppose you don't need to damage it further.


 
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Rockets on my X
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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps

I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!

I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.
No but they help keep the hunger away. Yeah you're body is already kinda fucked up atm. I suppose you don't need to damage it further.

Too late! Ripped some muscles up on my ribcage and stressed something down in my legs. And called the doc up a few nights ago when I was running around too much and forgot that I've a wrist monitor for my heart to keep watch of.

Damage it all ya want.

Of course. Not to smoking. Coughing, is the worst damn thing there is.


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nothing can beat a PB&J


 
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nothing can beat a PB&J

How about the addition of bananas?

Banana, peanut butter and jelly sandwhich?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
like...cornflakes and yogurt?


 
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like...cornflakes and yogurt?

If ya want, sure thing. Although I don't actually see how cornflakes are too special. Unless you actually meant cornflakes and yogurt.


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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps

I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!

I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.
No but they help keep the hunger away. Yeah you're body is already kinda fucked up atm. I suppose you don't need to damage it further.

Too late! Ripped some muscles up on my ribcage and stressed something down in my legs. And called the doc up a few nights ago when I was running around too much and forgot that I've a wrist monitor for my heart to keep watch of.

Damage it all ya want.

Of course. Not to smoking. Coughing, is the worst damn thing there is.
Yeah when we all tell you to take care of yourself this is kinda what we wanted you to avoid -_-


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
like...cornflakes and yogurt?

If ya want, sure thing. Although I don't actually see how cornflakes are too special. Unless you actually meant cornflakes and yogurt.
Yes, together


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
like...cornflakes and yogurt?

If ya want, sure thing. Although I don't actually see how cornflakes are too special. Unless you actually meant cornflakes and yogurt.
Yes, together
As in you mix the cereal in the yoghurt?


 
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My fried bologna bacon knock off disagrees.
wtf is bologna?
shady lunch meat that tastes kind of like hotdog
Sounds disgusting. No offence sandy

That's why you charr it! Crispy miscellaneous meat products are good!

Plus, seasoning.
I would rather fresh dog than dodgy processed something. And charred food is never good.

Potatoes, including skin, on the grill, tend to disagree. Little bit of cancer, carconogen creosote black burn on your foods adds a nice little touch.
your diet sounds appalling man.

My diet is rare!

Last time I had potatos on the grill was two years ago. I only ever eat one meal a day. Usually consisting of bread or soup. Just this once I wanted some breakfast.
That's not healthy....

Sure it isn't! Lately I've even been forgettting to eat one meal a day. Or, not bothering. Can't be arsed to bother eating much. I only ever particularily eat when I work a fair bit. I've a neat party trick though. I can down an entire pizza or more in one sitting and make people question why I'm not so fat.
Just start smoking then. It helps

I only ever smoked for a month in highschool. Don't have the lungs for it!

I don't particularily care about me. However. I'm not particularily trying to kill myself just yet. And in that case, I don't think smokes count as food.
No but they help keep the hunger away. Yeah you're body is already kinda fucked up atm. I suppose you don't need to damage it further.

Too late! Ripped some muscles up on my ribcage and stressed something down in my legs. And called the doc up a few nights ago when I was running around too much and forgot that I've a wrist monitor for my heart to keep watch of.

Damage it all ya want.

Of course. Not to smoking. Coughing, is the worst damn thing there is.
Yeah when we all tell you to take care of yourself this is kinda what we wanted you to avoid -_-

In one ear and out the other. Never has an impact. It's all good. Hurt things heal in due time.


 
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like...cornflakes and yogurt?

If ya want, sure thing. Although I don't actually see how cornflakes are too special. Unless you actually meant cornflakes and yogurt.
Yes, together
As in you mix the cereal in the yoghurt?

It could be dry too. Or maybe I'm thinking of cornflakes with yogurt stuff in it.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
like...cornflakes and yogurt?

If ya want, sure thing. Although I don't actually see how cornflakes are too special. Unless you actually meant cornflakes and yogurt.
Yes, together
As in you mix the cereal in the yoghurt?
A bowl of cereal with whatever yogurt, banana, strawberry mango etc

shits addicting


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My brother used to put cheese on ham and cook it rolled up.

tasted like delicious poverty


He also fucking threw the scalding hot food he made at me


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nothing better than some sliced fried Spam
There's hobo food, and then there's that spam shit they try to pass of as food.