The other night my dream started out mostly normal. I was playing in the NFL and I was talking to some dude in between plays. This kept going until some douchebag on our team walks over and starts wailing on the dude I was talking to. I kept telling him to stop it until I eventually got them separated and then a douche ran away and started telling the coach that we were bad people or something. I was all like "aww heellll nah" and tried to get the story as close to the truth as I could. Later that day, I went to the hotel the team was staying in to talk to the douchebag. When he answered the door he was acting all suspicious and I smelt coffee in his room so I asked him "is that coffee I smell?" then he said "No, get out of here!" and slammed the door on me. Then somehow the dream changed the law and now coffee was illegal so I went to the pool where I knew the lifeguard was a drug dealer and he told me to get some coffee and put it in the water so he could harvest the cream. Right after he said that, a bunch of gangbangers appeared out of nowhere and I tried to hide in the lazy river. I luckily killed one of the gangbangers that were swimming and got his gun but then they found me. Since the pool was no longer a good place for me, I ran to a house to hide from the bad people but a bunch of humming birds broke through the house and started shooting miniguns at me and then I woke up.


How about you guys?   

Last night, I had a dream of winning the lottery and moving to America. I had sex with my sister and she got pregnant, and she had an abortion.

The night before that I had a dream about joining the KKK and a lot of other weird stuff I can't remember.

These are 100% real.

I dont remember

I dont remember

Not one?

Ever had one of those dreams where you're about to have sex but you wake up every fucking time?

There's a cute girl I've hungout with in a group like twice, she is good friends with a girl I used to be involved with. Shortish, very athletic, fat muscular booty, nice skin and funny. Haven't spoken more than 100 words to her and I haven't seen her in weeks. She's dating a highschool football player alpha jock black guy(he and i are cool)

I had a dream me and her were hanging out at a park and she told me she had feelings for me, then he came and told me to fuk off and she jumped on my back for a piggyback ride telling me to leave with her. Physically felt so real brahs

I think this dream is telling me to go rescue her from him

Dreams are for memes.

I was at some casino and I won 120k.

I don't remember my dreams.