Totally true. I mean, who'd lie on a backwater Internet forum?

Women instantly get wet whenever they see me

If you don't believe you're 12 years old or have the logic of a 12 year old.

I look really goofy when I smile with my teeth and most models need to have that perfect smile. Most but not all the time. I could probably pull it off in some capacity. Not that I want to be a model. Someone else entered me and then sprang it on me. I was stoned on the catwalk, for me it was honestly lulzy.

I don't lie to you guys. Anyone who knows me sorta well on here would know this. Just as everyone should realise that you're cancer in human form. Honestly I've never encountered such a disgusting, twisted creature.

Eh

At least your teeth aren't ruined because you jumped out into traffic.

But I'm British

I used to be a model like you, but then I took an ugly to the face

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on April 14, 2015, 12:06:06 PM

At least your teeth aren't ruined because you jumped out into traffic.

But I'm British

Your teeth are just fugly.  They're not broken and splintered to smithereens

>expecting a joke about shoes
>leaving dissapoint

Whiteflame isn't around so it's no fun

Dead srs the only one I've seen who could be a model in this group is Elegiac

This is coming from the king of aesthetics

Nah man facially he is actually really good looking


Wide jaw/well developed masseters, pronounced chin, low facial body fat, high cheekbones, colored eyes, symmetrical enough face, good colored clear skin. No homer but he's pretty, almost has an exotic look to him and could easily be a model

enough, enough... you make me feel embarrassed senpai

My parents have suggested I get into it. Me being tall, slender and having absolutely no other interests at all in life made makes it seem like a viable option.