Just ran into [username redacted] at the mall

Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I spied him from across the food court.

I wasn't sure if the thin pube-like hair on his face was from neglect, or a genuine belief that it made him look cool.
His white New Balances stepped on the backs of his mom jeans, and it was clear both had seen better days.
He wore a faded Blue Lantern shirt, an ill-fitting Umbrella Corp. hoodie, and tucked away his greasy hair beneath an Eevee baseball cap. With ears.

I almost stood to ask if he was who I thought, but he turned to waddle away and I saw the Tamagotchi lanyard dangling from his pocket and I knew.

Do you?


Big Boss | Mythic Card Master
 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
wat


Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
Plot twist, the OP is describing himself.


Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
>new balance

Bitch, I rock Adidas.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Berzerk?


The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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does this stuff even work?
achronos?


Ushan | Mythic Invincible!
 
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(っಠ‿ಠ)っ
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(っ ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )っ
(っ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)っ
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Me?


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
If the users mom didn't "show her puppies" then you ain't got shit on bobcast