Just melted a spider with lye

Turkey · June 29, 2015, 10:39:40 PM

As I got into bed I saw a spider on the ceiling right above me. I swatted it down, and my cat chased it, then I smashed it with a boot, but it was still twitching so I dropped it in the sink and poured drain cleaner on top of it. It was mostly gone in a few minutes.

That's all. Goodnight.

DAS B00T x2 · June 29, 2015, 10:41:45 PM

Aww, so sad.

They tell me to get rid of the spiders at work... I tell them those guys are why we don't ever have bug problems.

The Lord Slide Rule · June 29, 2015, 10:42:48 PM

Ew. Cool.

However,

Quote from: DAS B00T WILL RISE AGAIN on June 29, 2015, 10:41:45 PM

Aww, so sad.

They tell me to get rid of the spiders at work... I tell them those guys are why we don't ever have bug problems.

^

TB · June 29, 2015, 10:44:09 PM

uhhhh....

Naru · June 29, 2015, 11:11:23 PM

You just ended its whole career

Verbatim · June 29, 2015, 11:19:35 PM

not cool, bro

Jim · June 29, 2015, 11:23:03 PM

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Luis · June 29, 2015, 11:28:26 PM

whats wrong with you

aREALgod · June 29, 2015, 11:33:18 PM

Shoulda' put it in there alive and not smash it first

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 29, 2015, 11:38:22 PM

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Sandtrap · June 29, 2015, 11:38:53 PM

Wat the fack.

Is there like some kind of unified spider defense force here that I'm not aware of or something? But seriously. Grab a cup and paper, catch the bugger and put him outside to good use against the bugs that are really assholes.

Darkarrow · June 29, 2015, 11:44:00 PM

God · June 29, 2015, 11:56:43 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on June 29, 2015, 11:38:53 PM

Wat the fack.

Is there like some kind of unified spider defense force here that I'm not aware of or something? But seriously. Grab a cup and paper, catch the bugger and put him outside to good use against the bugs that are really assholes.

Spiders are our bros, bro.

Spingo Crungus · June 30, 2015, 12:32:38 AM

that's rude

spiders are my friends

TB · June 30, 2015, 12:36:07 AM

ech...

R o c k e t · June 30, 2015, 12:43:46 AM

Should have punched it in the balls

Я люблю наркотики · June 30, 2015, 12:48:20 AM

Fire would have been a more humane option.

A Cheese Potato · June 30, 2015, 01:06:28 AM

spiders are my mates

Rinev · June 30, 2015, 06:43:19 AM

Our cat usually eats the spiders around the house.

eggsalad · June 30, 2015, 07:04:44 AM

Elegiac · June 30, 2015, 07:06:30 AM

If Kiyo was here...

The Lord Slide Rule · June 30, 2015, 07:08:46 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on June 30, 2015, 07:06:30 AM

If Kiyo was here...

we'd all remind her that she's a dude.

challengerX · June 30, 2015, 07:11:37 AM

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Elegiac · June 30, 2015, 07:15:50 AM

DAS B00T x2 · June 30, 2015, 07:54:14 AM

Quote from: qoq on June 30, 2015, 07:08:46 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on June 30, 2015, 07:06:30 AM
If Kiyo was here...
we'd all remind her that she's a dude.

and that he needs to kill himself.

Pendulate · June 30, 2015, 09:21:19 AM

Glass and paper man.