Just heard my ration of stupid this morning

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Went to get a breakfast burrito this morning. The place I went to shares a parking lot with a 711 gas station. As I'm getting out of my car, I see a beat up pick up truck cut off a beat up Caddy. The driver of the Caddy (a 20 something black guy)  jumped out to confront the guy driving the truck (a 50ish white guy)

BG) Hey, I was next, what's yo problem!?

WG) I gotta get to work! You took too long!

BG) Where the fuck you think I'm going? We all goin ta work. You ain't special!

WG) Hey fuck you, I got to the pump first, I'm using it! *starts filling up his truck*

BG) Man fuck you nigga

WG) You just call me a nigger??

BG) WHY YOU SAYIN NIGGER, NIGGA?

WG) Y'all should just go back ta where y'all cane from!

BG) What the fuck you say?

MG) Señior, here's your burrito

(I missed what the white guy said)

BG) MOTHA FUCKA WHAT DID YOU SAY??

WG) I think you heard me just fine, nigger
*pump clicks done, he puts the nozzle back on the pump*

BG) SAY THAT TO MAH MOTHAFUCKIN FACE

WG) I'll say it to you and your mother's ugly face *gets in his truck and peeled out away*

BG) FUCK YOU PUSSY

*Charlie drives away to eat his burrito (it was delicious) and post this


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So, impossible questions:

Who was more stupid?

Who was more in the wrong?


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I don't think this actually happened.


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I don't think this actually happened.

Oh yes it did. I may have misheard some of the minor stuff, but it happened.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure


 
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You feel like going to work today charles?


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You feel like going to work today charles?

I wish I could. I feel better but I still am contagious with strep.


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I can confirm with 100% certainty that the Black Guy is a huge pussy. If you're around here and even mutter the N word, you're getting your ass kicked with no hesitation.

That being said, the white guy was in the wrong in this situation.


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Black guy as usual


 
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Both at fault.


 
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The white guy because society has taught me to just blame whitey instead of applying critical thought to our problems.


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They're both assholes.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?


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WG was an asshole, no contest, but BG did kind of start the racial back-and-forth. Nobody wins.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?
I don't go to Santee often enough to know

What's it's nickname then?


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?

Are you sure you don't mean Hillcrest? Because that's where a Faggot like you would hang out.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?

Are you sure you don't mean Hillcrest? Because that's where a Faggot like you would hang out.

Bitch, you're probably some spoiled kid in Tierrasanta waiting for his mommy to take him to soccer.

And those "faggots" in Hillcrest would whoop your ass and tell you that you aren't even fuckable.

The nickname is Clantee. For obvious reasons.

And don't fuck with me on San Diego shit. I was getting high in PB and fucking your mothers before you were an itch in your daddy's nuts.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?

Are you sure you don't mean Hillcrest? Because that's where a Faggot like you would hang out.

Bitch, you're probably some spoiled kid in Tierrasanta waiting for his mommy to take him to soccer.

And those "faggots" in Hillcrest would whoop your ass and tell you that you aren't even fuckable.

The nickname is Clantee. For obvious reasons.

And don't fuck with me on San Diego shit. I was getting high in PB and fucking your mothers before you were an itch in your daddy's nuts.

Bitch I live in Carmel Valley you broke ass Faggot.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?

Are you sure you don't mean Hillcrest? Because that's where a Faggot like you would hang out.

Bitch, you're probably some spoiled kid in Tierrasanta waiting for his mommy to take him to soccer.

And those "faggots" in Hillcrest would whoop your ass and tell you that you aren't even fuckable.

The nickname is Clantee. For obvious reasons.

And don't fuck with me on San Diego shit. I was getting high in PB and fucking your mothers before you were an itch in your daddy's nuts.

Bitch I live in Carmel Valley you broke ass Faggot.

LOL, so you're spoiled too!

Tell me, how does it feel to be compared to the genius offspring of all those Korean and Indian tiger moms? Sure on here you try to be all alpha. Bet that bell curve stings like a bitch.

At least an old Clairemont stoner can come to terms with underachieving.


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Clairemont is trash

Proudly so.

Back in the day, we sold San Diego it's weed


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Clairemont is trash

Proudly so.

Back in the day, we sold San Diego it's weed
Yeah well there's dispensaries now so no one gives a fuck

That's why the property values are starting to raise there.

Actually I rose from Clairemont. Lived in La Jolla for a long time. I'm in Santee while I rebuild after the divorce.


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FYI, I live in an area of San Diego called Santee. Other San Diegans can qualify this shit happens all the time here. It has a really weird mix of rednecks, poor blacks and Mexicans and suburbanites. Oddly, it has a great school district too... Go figure
I'm not going to qualify this. It could've very easily been made up.

You don't have to say, yes, I was at Cotija taco shop this morning and saw it. Is my breakdown of Santee correct?

Are you sure you don't mean Hillcrest? Because that's where a Faggot like you would hang out.

Bitch, you're probably some spoiled kid in Tierrasanta waiting for his mommy to take him to soccer.

And those "faggots" in Hillcrest would whoop your ass and tell you that you aren't even fuckable.

The nickname is Clantee. For obvious reasons.

And don't fuck with me on San Diego shit. I was getting high in PB and fucking your mothers before you were an itch in your daddy's nuts.

Bitch I live in Carmel Valley you broke ass Faggot.

LOL, so you're spoiled too!

Tell me, how does it feel to be compared to the genius offspring of all those Korean and Indian tiger moms? Sure on here you try to be all alpha. Bet that bell curve stings like a bitch.

At least an old Clairemont stoner can come to terms with underachieving.

Bitch I don't care about the fuckin Asians. When I was in high school I had to hear all about this fuckin smartass Asian kid there who is giving TED talks, won a Google award, and got a scholarship to Harvard and I didn't give a fuck then and I don't give a fuck now.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
That sounds like a common day occurrence of assholes. Asshole A cuts in, Asshole B escalates, Assholes start shouting match, Asshole A leaves to continue assholery somewhere else.


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Clairemont is trash

Proudly so.

Back in the day, we sold San Diego it's weed
Yeah well there's dispensaries now so no one gives a fuck

That's why the property values are starting to raise there.

Actually I rose from Clairemont. Lived in La Jolla for a long time. I'm in Santee while I rebuild after the divorce.
I was a sheltered upper middle class kid in suburbia that went from PQ to 4S before I got the boot. Blue ribbon schools and everything. Had to learn the hard way how to survive without mommy and daddy holding your hand your entire way through the middle class adult world, and that's why I started winding up in lower income areas.

You'll pull through. Definitely know what hard times are. Soon enough, they all become memories.


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Clairemont is trash

Proudly so.

Back in the day, we sold San Diego it's weed
Yeah well there's dispensaries now so no one gives a fuck

That's why the property values are starting to raise there.

Actually I rose from Clairemont. Lived in La Jolla for a long time. I'm in Santee while I rebuild after the divorce.
I was a sheltered upper middle class kid in suburbia that went from PQ to 4S before I got the boot. Blue ribbon schools and everything. Had to learn the hard way how to survive without mommy and daddy holding your hand your entire way through the middle class adult world, and that's why I started winding up in lower income areas.

You'll pull through. Definitely know what hard times are. Soon enough, they all become memories.
That's what I've been trying to do for the past two years bub

What's your education level and what do you want to do?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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tfw East Coast and don't know what the fuck the last page was about


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tfw East Coast and don't know what the fuck the last page was about

We're locals having a dick measuring contest.