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County? Damn. All of the fear and none of the excitement. Keep your head up, man. Hope all starts turning your way.


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Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.


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did you discover any dank prison memes that us non-criminals don't have the luxury of discovering?


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV. Theft is theft, no matter how much mental gymnastics you want to engage in.
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Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?
No, they just do their job by ensuring theft is prevented as much as possible?


 
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unless they're legit loss prevention guys.
Which they will be, because you'd have to be the cheapest dimestore piece of shit scrub-ass store not to have surveillance installed.


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Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?
No, they just do their job by ensuring theft is prevented as much as possible?

Preventing theft to that degree actually results in more loss than it saves, hence the policy here.


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?
No, they just do their job by ensuring theft is prevented as much as possible?

Preventing theft to that degree actually results in more loss than it saves, hence the policy here.
Not sure what methods of theft prevention you have in mind but I was just generally thinking a security guard that monitors how people shop in the store. I can't imagine how that would be particularly exorbitant for a retail company.


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unless they're legit loss prevention guys.
Which they will be, because you'd have to be the cheapest dimestore piece of shit scrub-ass store not to have surveillance installed.

There are no grocery store chains in America that actively monitor their cameras; they exist for deterrence, recording evidence for thieves, and ensuring employees are working.

Loss prevention employees are either the guys at the entrance checking receipts, or plain-clothed people walking around watching shoppers.


 
 
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Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?
Yep

Or maybe that's just waitrose but idk


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Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?
No, they just do their job by ensuring theft is prevented as much as possible?

Preventing theft to that degree actually results in more loss than it saves, hence the policy here.
Not sure what methods of theft prevention you have in mind but I was just generally thinking a security guard that monitors how people shop in the store. I can't imagine how that would be particularly exorbitant for a retail company.

A lot of stores sacked their greeters because they aren't effective at stopping theft to the level that would justify the salary.

I'm not arguing in favor of theft. I'm just relaying stuff I was taught during 6 years of grocery work.


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Tip for stealiing from grocery stores: you can legit just walk out of the store with anything under $25 and they won't bother to stop you, and in most stores their employees aren't even allowed to follow you out the door unless they're legit loss prevention guys. Bring a plastic bag and a receipt, and if anyone says anything as you leave, just flash the receipt and say you're in a hurry.

I mean, don't steal, but no minimum wage employee cares if you walk out with stuff to feed yourself.
Not sure how they do things in burgerland but that's just categorically untrue. I've worked in retail for 4 years now and I can tell you that security treats stealing a chocolate bar the same as stealing a TV.

My example is true for any major retail chain in America. Jesus, do your grocers also wear  jackboots and brown shirts?
No, they just do their job by ensuring theft is prevented as much as possible?

Preventing theft to that degree actually results in more loss than it saves, hence the policy here.
Not sure what methods of theft prevention you have in mind but I was just generally thinking a security guard that monitors how people shop in the store. I can't imagine how that would be particularly exorbitant for a retail company.

A lot of stores sacked their greeters because they aren't effective at stopping theft to the level that would justify the salary.

I'm not arguing in favor of theft. I'm just relaying stuff I was taught during 6 years of grocery work.
I'm not saying you are. I just think that the argument of "you can get away with theft under $25 and they won't bother stopping you" is a bit tenuous. Obviously it's virtually impossible to curtail every incidence of theft, but I think it's a bit ridiculous to suggest that they let theft slide at a certain price threshold if caught. The security staff that I've known throughout my career would be fired johnny-on-the-spot if they did that.


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I'm not saying you are. I just think that the argument of "you can get away with theft under $25 and they won't bother stopping you" is a bit tenuous. Obviously it's virtually impossible to curtail every incidence of theft, but I think it's a bit ridiculous to suggest that they let theft slide at a certain price threshold if caught. The security staff that I've known throughout my career would be fired johnny-on-the-spot if they did that.

Oh, well I can tell you for certain that no Kroger store will call the police on a non-liquor theft of under $25 unless the manager's feeling pissy, employees aren't allowed to follow a suspected thief out the door because of safety concerns, and I also know that every other chain has a similar policy. Most stores just can't afford security; Walmart has greeters because they can make more profit than the rest, but even greeters are basically useless at loss prevention. The only employees generally allowed to act as security are managers.
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Was it scary?

See anything happen?

Did you ever think of sep7agon while you were in there?
A couple of guys got in fights a few times.

I stayed in good graces because I got drugs from medical that I gave out in exchange for stuff like cake and soda.

There were a lot of drugs, mostly pills but also meth and cigarettes.

I wasn't scared, I just kept my head down and didn't piss anyone off.

And yes, I often thought about getting back to the forums.


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Were you ever someone's bitch?

Did you call him "Papi"?

Have fun looking for work you turd.


 
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Even in jail you think do drug shit

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And you cant apply for food stamps/welfare why?
Because I don't have a home address.
You personally don't need one.  Ship it to a friend's or a homeless shelter.

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However, welfare is an even bigger leech on the people of this country than theft is.

Welfare was designed specifically to help people in need so they don't go around stealing.

Stealing from a major corporation or family-owned business is never justifiable in any way, shape, or form.

In this world you gotta earn what you want/need.

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It falls under a moral grey area.

Nope.

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Not everything is black and white.

Theft being immoral is.
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How are you on here so much if you don't have a house or money for food?
He stole his phone. He reloads with prepaid cards that he also steals.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
How are you on here so much if you don't have a house or money for food?
He stole his phone. He reloads with prepaid cards that he also steals.
You can't steal prepaid cards because they're activated by the cashier when you buy them.


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How are you on here so much if you don't have a house or money for food?
He stole his phone. He reloads with prepaid cards that he also steals.
You can't steal prepaid cards because they're activated by the cashier when you buy them.
oh right


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How are you on here so much if you don't have a house or money for food?
He stole his phone. He reloads with prepaid cards that he also steals.
I've never been that desperate until very recently. I just picked up a paycheck so I paid my bills.

All of my bank accounts are I arrears, and all of my credit cards are maxed out.

I've got a lot of work ahead of me.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Yay, another "bitch at Sol for shit that doesn't affect me" thread


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Yay, another "bitch at Sol for shit that doesn't affect me" thread
It's attention whoring done right.


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Your moms glad I'm out.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Yay, another "bitch at Sol for shit that doesn't affect me" thread
It's attention whoring done right.
some people just can't mind their own business

OT did you make any toilet bowl wine?


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Yay, another "bitch at Sol for shit that doesn't affect me" thread
It's attention whoring done right.
some people just can't mind their own business

OT did you make any toilet bowl wine?
Nah, that's prison shit.

I did make some hooch with an orange peel and some toothpaste though.

Sold it for five pieces of cake.

Gonna down some pure dxm tonight, I've been clean for a month and sobriety is killing me.


 
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Yay, another "bitch at Sol for shit that doesn't affect me" thread
It's attention whoring done right.
some people just can't mind their own business

OT did you make any toilet bowl wine?
Nah, that's prison shit.

I did make some hooch with an orange peel and some toothpaste though.

Sold it for five pieces of cake.

Gonna down some pure dxm tonight, I've been clean for a month and sobriety is killing me.
are you going to continue being a degenerate
i guess that answers that

though at this point, i think he's psychologically incapable of not being a degenerate/being a good person

so i guess that means i can't judge the little scumfuck