just got a call from an unknown number

 
Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i pick up.

"hello?"

"yo"

"who is this"

"...johnson."

"uhh, i think you have the wrong number buddy. who are you lookin for?"

"Jakob Smith"

"Well im Jak Smith"

"Jak Smith?! It's Dawson Smith! Im pretty drunk and was trying to call my brother and thought you were him playing a joke on me but holy shit! How are you?"

...

this was an awesome surprise. theyre these twins ive known forever that i havent seen in ages. we used to be close as shit back in the day and i recently had a random dream that they came over so its such a weird coincidence. i told him id call him in a few days now that i had his number to get together. what a wholesome feeling.


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how's daxter


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Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
how's daxter

daxter's been dead for 7 years


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
i pick up.

"hello?"

"yo"

"who is this"

"...johnson."

"uhh, i think you have the wrong number buddy. who are you lookin for?"

"Jakob Smith"

"Well im Jak Smith"

"Jak Smith?! It's Dawson Smith! Im pretty drunk and was trying to call my brother and thought you were him playing a joke on me but holy shit! How are you?"

...

this was an awesome surprise. theyre these twins ive known forever that i havent seen in ages. we used to be close as shit back in the day and i recently had a random dream that they came over so its such a weird coincidence. i told him id call him in a few days now that i had his number to get together. what a wholesome feeling.

Jak


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i pick up.

"hello?"

"yo"

"who is this"

"...johnson."

"uhh, i think you have the wrong number buddy. who are you lookin for?"

"Jakob Smith"

"Well im Jak Smith"

"Jak Smith?! It's Dawson Smith! Im pretty drunk and was trying to call my brother and thought you were him playing a joke on me but holy shit! How are you?"

...

this was an awesome surprise. theyre these twins ive known forever that i havent seen in ages. we used to be close as shit back in the day and i recently had a random dream that they came over so its such a weird coincidence. i told him id call him in a few days now that i had his number to get together. what a wholesome feeling.

Jak

what


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
i pick up.

"hello?"

"yo"

"who is this"

"...johnson."

"uhh, i think you have the wrong number buddy. who are you lookin for?"

"Jakob Smith"

"Well im Jak Smith"

"Jak Smith?! It's Dawson Smith! Im pretty drunk and was trying to call my brother and thought you were him playing a joke on me but holy shit! How are you?"

...

this was an awesome surprise. theyre these twins ive known forever that i havent seen in ages. we used to be close as shit back in the day and i recently had a random dream that they came over so its such a weird coincidence. i told him id call him in a few days now that i had his number to get together. what a wholesome feeling.

Jak

what

You may call me Dax.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
how's daxter

How did I miss you make this joke already?