Just fapped ama

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go to bed


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When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?


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When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
this is exactly how it goes with me

step 1, become horny. step 2, find porn. step 3, whack it. step 4, sit in a horrified state wondering how i got here and why im doing this to myself. rinse and repeat twice a day


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When you got finished, did you catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of your monitor, hunched over with a strained expression on your face, becoming very self aware of what you were just doing to yourself? Did you feel a momentary twinge of disgust at the pornography you once found so enticing? Do you let your sexuality delude yourself every night?
this is exactly how it goes with me

step 1, become horny. step 2, find porn. step 3, whack it. step 4, sit in a horrified state wondering how i got here and why im doing this to myself. rinse and repeat twice a day
Stop watching porn then.

Or just be you and no one else
oh no i love it. it reminds me that im still alive. also i absolutely could not blue ball myself i would actually explode and it would just be a horrible mess. ectoplasm everywhere, spooky ghosts, you know the whole schtick


 
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I believe "delude" means to mislead, so I do not see how that makes sense.
I'm implying that you don't actually like to masturbate; you just have a sex drive that compels you to do so against your will. That's basically how sexuality works.


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also im confident no one on the planet could give me a better handy than i can give myself


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Oh you're pretending to know things again.

Never mind.
So you actually WANT to, in your heart of hearts, to spend thirty minutes or so of your life pulling on your phallus to have a ten second at best orgasm?

Okay, crazy person.


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Oh you're pretending to know things again.

Never mind.
So you actually WANT to, in your heart of hearts, to spend thirty minutes or so of your life pulling on your phallus to have a ten second at best orgasm?

Okay, crazy person.
yes, orgasms are fucking great and i love watching nympho sluts fucking each other

hard to believe, i know, but some people are in touch and at peace with their libido, verby


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I'm able to recognize that sexuality is just nature's way of essentially getting me to reproduce.

There is nothing intrinsically pleasurable about pornography.
There is no intrinsic value to masturbation.

Acting like there is is insanity.

You are insane.


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I'm able to recognize that sexuality is just nature's way of essentially getting me to reproduce.

There is nothing intrinsically pleasurable about pornography.
There is no intrinsic value to masturbation.

Acting like there is is insanity.

You are insane.
you poor, blue balled fucker


 
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you poor, blue balled fucker
If you were never hungry again, would you continue eating? Ignoring eating for nutritional purposes.

I sure as fuck wouldn't.


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you poor, blue balled fucker
If you were never hungry again, would you continue eating? Ignoring eating for nutritional purposes.

I sure as fuck wouldn't.
so you're just asexual

that doesnt mean we're insane for accepting and fulfilling our libidos, it just means it isnt the right choice for you, and thats completely fine


 
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so you're just asexual

that doesnt mean we're insane for accepting and fulfilling our libidos, it just means it isnt the right choice for you, and thats completely fine
I'm not asexual. I just wish I was. Because it's... rational.


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MFW I read through this thread:

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so you're just asexual

that doesnt mean we're insane for accepting and fulfilling our libidos, it just means it isnt the right choice for you, and thats completely fine
I'm not asexual. I just wish I was. Because it's... rational.
what's not rational about fapping? it's actually quite healthy


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Oh you're pretending to know things again.

Never mind.
So you actually WANT to, in your heart of hearts, to spend thirty minutes or so of your life pulling on your phallus to have a ten second at best orgasm?

Okay, crazy person.

I also enjoy the bit leading up to the orgasm.


 
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what's not rational about fapping? it's actually quite healthy
You are succumbing to your useless, selfish, carnal desires instead of actually doing something productive.

Anything can be healthy for you.
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I probably would keep eating yeah.
I call that insanity. And selfishness.
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what's not rational about fapping? it's actually quite healthy
You are succumbing to your useless, selfish, carnal desires instead of actually doing something productive.

Anything can be healthy for you.
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I probably would keep eating yeah.
I call that insanity. And selfishness.
no im not just bullshitting broscience man fapping really does do wonders for your body

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/masturbate-every-day


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There is no intrinsic value to masturbation.

Acting like there is is insanity.

You are insane.

http://www.harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer

Seems there's evidence that it reduces your risk of getting prostate cancer.