Jury duty sucks fucking dick

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Gonna have to be in jury duty for 3 days smh

10-4

Missing out on hundreds of dollars cause had to call in from work plus its boring as fuck and I don’t even get to get meals in. Smh!!


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TFW no jury duty for me because I can skip it since I'm a student.


 
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you get paid for jury duty anyway, don't you

not sure how much though


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
They try to pay you an equal equivalent to however much you usually make a day, but county by county has different rules for it, things like how much money the city has and what kind of job you have also plays a factor. You hardly make anything if you don't have a job; when I was unemployed I only got $15 when I was there for a ten hour day.

you get paid for jury duty anyway, don't you

not sure how much though


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Get of my lawn
They try to pay you an equal equivalent to however much you usually make a day, but county by county has different rules for it, things like how much money the city has and what kind of job you have also plays a factor. You hardly make anything if you don't have a job; when I was unemployed I only got $15 when I was there for a ten hour day.

you get paid for jury duty anyway, don't you

not sure how much though

Not in CA. You get a meal voucher.


 
 
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>tfw I'm exempt from jury duty forever

Feels good.

Although I now kinda wish I got to do it at least once.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I had to do it for 2 days and I was the first one to be excused from duty.


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
You see, I was eagerly awaiting to get a summons in the mail for my first time. It wasn't until I finally went to jury duty when I realized it was fucking awful. Next time I'm taking my copy of Mein Kampf and hope they mark me down to never summon again.

Although I now kinda wish I got to do it at least once.


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Get of my lawn
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds


 
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They try to pay you an equal equivalent to however much you usually make a day, but county by county has different rules for it, things like how much money the city has and what kind of job you have also plays a factor. You hardly make anything if you don't have a job; when I was unemployed I only got $15 when I was there for a ten hour day.

you get paid for jury duty anyway, don't you

not sure how much though
I got twelve dollars. They don't compensate you for lost wages here, just for gas and a hamburger.


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I get to skip out because I'm a sickly fuck.


 
 
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You see, I was eagerly awaiting to get a summons in the mail for my first time. It wasn't until I finally went to jury duty when I realized it was fucking awful. Next time I'm taking my copy of Mein Kampf and hope they mark me down to never summon again.

Although I now kinda wish I got to do it at least once.
Yeah, I realize it's not very interesting. Only reason I'd want to do it is because of my legal background, really. And ironically enough, that's also exactly what's made it so that I can't be summoned.


 
 
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I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.


 
 
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I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.


 
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I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
you're mom said this to me last night lol


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How does one get summoned for it? Maybe it isn't a thing in the middle of nowhere (Wales)


 
 
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How does one get summoned for it? Maybe it isn't a thing in the middle of nowhere (Wales)
Should still be a thing. You basically get a letter in the mail saying that you've been randomly selected based on the court and where you live. If you meet the eligibility requirements and don't file a good reason to abstain, you're expected to show up at the pre-trial where each party gets to dismiss possible jurors.


 
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why doesn't it seem like a good idea to allow random fucking people to render any kind of verdict

i get that it means they're impartial, but they could also be fucking idiots
Last Edit: January 10, 2018, 10:44:57 PM by Verbatim


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
Justice isn't perfect Verb.

i get that it means they're impartial, but they could also be fucking idiots


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The only time I feel alright.
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee?

I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're  going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.


 
 
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I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee?

I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're  going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.
Well that's a pretty spirited reaction over a very mild criticism of an aspect of the US justice system.


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Knees go weak, and I swoon, underneath the pallid moon.
Praise the night, and praise the night!
The only time I feel alright.
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee?

I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're  going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.
Well that's a pretty spirited reaction over a very mild criticism of an aspect of the US justice system.
Hey man, I didn't shit in CNNs pants, CNN shit in CNNs pants.


 
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The Rage....
I wish I got put on the trial that I almost got on. Some jew vs. The US. Forgery and whatnot on passport.


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I wish I got put on the trial that I almost got on. Some jew vs. The US. Forgery and whatnot on passport.
did you not get on for hating jews?