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Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
"What do you love doing in your spare time?"

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Your mother.


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Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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RIP ENDIE
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Cheat
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Hmm...
I think you're supposed to lie on that part to make yourself seem impossibly well-rounded.


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I habitually donate to charity and I work at the local soup kitchen every day for 12 hours straight and I'm never late please hire me I'll suck your dick.


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I think you're supposed to lie on that part to make yourself seem impossibly well-rounded.
So you're not supposed to lie on the whole thing?! News to me.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.


Yu | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Almost always, with moderation
Something that makes you look good, so basically lie.


Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I hate the ones that ask why you want this job or whatever

"Well I've always had a passion for flipping burgers ever since I was a wee lad."

In reality

"NIGGA I'M BROKE"
it asked what my favourite meal and drink was and explain why they're my favourite.
like, i don't know why they're my favourite, they just fucking are.


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.
BB&B is a shitty place to work at
Really? How come?


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.
BB&B is a shitty place to work at
Really? How come?
Aside from a few personal squabbles, they do treat their employees like shit but act like they're the best most giving and awesome company in the world. They'll leave you untrained and understaffed while expecting you to deliver perfect customer service to everyone who walks through the door or calls on the phone no matter how busy it is. If you don't, well...not good news for you.

It's a fairly chaotic place to work at and breaks will never feel like they're long enough.
Oh.. I just wanted to do part time stocking.


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.
BB&B is a shitty place to work at
Really? How come?
Aside from a few personal squabbles, they do treat their employees like shit but act like they're the best most giving and awesome company in the world. They'll leave you untrained and understaffed while expecting you to deliver perfect customer service to everyone who walks through the door or calls on the phone no matter how busy it is. If you don't, well...not good news for you.

It's a fairly chaotic place to work at and breaks will never feel like they're long enough.
Oh.. I just wanted to do part time stocking.
Nigga have you ever walked into a BB&B to look at how high they stock things?
Yes, I love that store.


Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.
I've made the mistake of being honest in an interview before.


Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.
I've made the mistake of being honest in an interview before.
oh?


Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I just applied to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and they asked what I didn't like about my last job.
I got the feeling they didn't want me to be honest.
I've made the mistake of being honest in an interview before.
oh?
Mhmm.

I told Target that Walmart was dirty and always understaffed the store.

I didn't get the job


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tell them you're the king of hell, and if you don't get the job you'll send them to perdition


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
tell them you're a witcher


 
More Than Mortal
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
"Raping your mom you mark ass bitch ass punk ass motherfucker."

Employers love confidence.
That made me laugh way too loudly.


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>tfw you get a free job without having to submit an application

:^)


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
I hate the ones that ask why you want this job or whatever

"Well I've always had a passion for flipping burgers ever since I was a wee lad."

In reality

"NIGGA I'M BROKE"
nice copypasta of a ghetto meme


Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Something something something send you nudes

*sips tea*


Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
tell them you're a witcher
but i don't have white hair and shag every woman i see


Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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tell them you're a witcher
but i don't have white hair and shag every woman i see
We know.