pls respond (´･ω･`)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at UTI, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jiffy Lube, and I have over 300 confirmed oil changes. I am trained in timing belt replacement and I’m the top technician in the entire ASE. You are nothing to me but just another client. I will fix your car the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the shop counter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of certified mechanics across the USA and your VIN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that repairs the pathetic little thing you call your vehicle. Your car's fucking fixed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can change your fluids in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in engine and transmission swaps, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the garage and I will use it to its full extent to repair everything wrong with your vehicle, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy repairs your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the parts and labor fees, you goddamn idiot. I will shit your old motor oil and transmission fluid all over you and you will drown in it. Your car's fucking repaired, kiddo.

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