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I'm just gonna leave this shit here.


Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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fuck me, mate, was huntin' for roos when a pal 'o' mine told me Joe's got a new 'za on the menu, so we took our mad max vehicles and buzzed off. So I'm at the door, and I say to him "Joe man, what's going on?" and he tells me he's got this new fucken, hot ass spicy 'za that you wouldn't wanna go near on a hot day. So when he asks me if I wanna try it out I'm all like "yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah nah I think I'll pass Joe". He fucking took out his rifle and told me to order the 'za or get the fuck out to the wasteland but no fucking way am I going out there again. It was an hour drive so I fuckin' ate the 'za and I felt like all hell was loose. Afterwards when things had settled down it felt like walking around the outlands with a hangover, but hey, nothing crackin' a few cold ones at Bob's won't solve aye?
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Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
I'd want to drive a road train. Sounds like fun. A truck to maintain with an absurd amount of trailers, almost entirely straight roads, and the wilderness. This is very appealing to me.


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uhhh...

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Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I greet almost every customer with g'day or g'day mate depending on the person.


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ey cunt, you wanna put another prawn on the barbie?


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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
˙uɐƃoq ɐ ɹǝʌo uɐɹ I puɐ ʞɹoʍ oʇ ɔoɹɔ ʎɯ ,uᴉʌᴉɹp sɐʍ I ˙ʇunɔ ',ɐʎ oʇ ʎɐp,פ
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‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
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˙uɐƃoq ɐ ɹǝʌo uɐɹ I puɐ ʞɹoʍ oʇ ɔoɹɔ ʎɯ ,uᴉʌᴉɹp sɐʍ I ˙ʇunɔ ',ɐʎ oʇ ʎɐp,פ
puǝbǝן buıʞɔnɟ


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What the bloody hell did you just fucking say about me, ya bloody cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Special Air Service Regiment, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Fosters, and I have over 300 confirmed kangaroos. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Australian Defence Force, fair dinkum. You are nothing to me but just another bloody target, ya cunt. I will wipe you the bloody hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet, ya cunt? Think again, fair dinkum. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bogans across the Commonwealth of Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cyclone, ya cunt. The cyclone that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, fair dinkum. You’re fucking dead, ya cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a Steyr AUG, ya cunt. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Defence Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little cunt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “fair dinkum” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, ya goddamn cunt. I will shit prawn on the barbie all over you and you will drown in it, fair dinkum. You’re fucking dead, ya cunt.


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Fosters, Australian for beaer