ITT We Summarize Our Day With Greentext

Epsira · January 29, 2015, 10:39:02 PM

Limerally.

>Be me, 4.5 hours of sleep over simple writing assignment

>No printer at home, have to wake up early and print in library

>Spend more time editing, I can't help myself.

>Computers slow af, but I print my assignment

>Get to class, wait for teacher

>Doesn't fucking show, class canceled

>Hard work for nothing, assignment due next Trusday.

>Go home and do Genetics shit

>No sleep

This was the assignment:
"Write a page to two pages of setting using techniques discussed in bluh etc."

What I wrote:

Spoiler

Winter survived. White huddled in flurries, falling in quilts before the ground even greeted it. Cold pervaded, biting and fierce, cruel and cunning. It gored cloth and barrier, cutting straight for flesh like a wolf's avarice. Something smelling of living flesh and iron moved the cold, yet the snow stayed white. For miles it wandered to the same falling tempo, falling in succession, falling by subzero air. Immortal blizzards raised dunes meandering past sight and into obscurity no farther than a nose-length away. Flurries sculpted the dune cascades like artisans at work, flitting in place. Snow coated winter's visage white.

Bounding, frigid gales roamed the countryside. Ravenous, they effaced even the hillocks, warping and reshaping the cascades on daily whims as cascading generations again arose with time. Assuring crevasses dared the delusion of charming foot frost without frostiness, like warm feet scuffing luminous ice and showering Styrofoam. Dune-tops broke in the wind, frigid and desolate as frost fall. Baying wind perforated the bitten bumps, singing discord. By wind’s teeth spectral powder veils rose over soft slopes, crested violent peaks, and found peace in troughs. When breeze's breath ceased the veils slipped away, suddenly indiscernible from buried flakes. Above, snow and wind waltzed, undulating in ashen skies. Farther, they blurred, seen and unseen by the impulse of their season. In the dissonant sky winter lived.

>Eight hours
>Not even a fucking page

Dopameme · January 29, 2015, 10:45:51 PM

>be me
>stay up a little too late last night incinerating dank herbs
>phone rings at 8:30 in the morning
>it's my manager
>"hey dave, can you work grill this morning?"
>"sure boss I want the hours"
>worked 8 hours on >5 hours of sleep
>had business calculus at 5pm
>was pretty much a zombie the entire class due to lack of sleep
>incinerated some more dank herbs after class
>shitposting on the flood

Jester · January 29, 2015, 10:47:42 PM

>Be me
>Go to work
>Go on Sep7
>Eat food
>Play mass effect
>Go to sleep

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · January 29, 2015, 10:52:16 PM

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Wizard · January 29, 2015, 10:53:31 PM

>foggy day schedule
>school delays
>gets to wake up at 9
>goes to school
>come home
>finish typing research paper
>play skyrim
>post on sep7

Jocephalopod · January 29, 2015, 11:12:37 PM

Fuck I already wrote a serious bit about this on skype...

>beame

>go to get tiles for kitchen

>not tiles but the stone thing

>the counter top

>go to NY china town to meat oriental mafia granite seller

>walking in filth to warehouse

>3 Asian guys come up

>one has camera

>fuk

>it's a social experiment.exe

>1st boi starts recording

>2nd drops to his knees

>looks like he wants to suck me off

>b in shok/secretly aroused

>can't be gay in a public setting

>kick him away like dog in south america

>1st goy starts screaming in foreign tongue for kicking street dog

>dazed and confusaded

>third street dog sneaks up behind me

>jj abrams still yelling wit camera

>3rd guy bites me below the ass cheek on my inner thigh

>HOLUFUK

>almost go into shock

>brady bunch runs away

>lying on the floor

>cooki cutter shark hickie

>go to doctor

>clean the aids off wound

>still don't have my fucking counter top

A Cheese Potato · January 29, 2015, 11:13:25 PM

I went to the dentist earlier, that's pretty much it

Yu · January 29, 2015, 11:13:38 PM

You're using the wrong shade of green.

Epsira · January 29, 2015, 11:41:39 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 29, 2015, 11:13:38 PM

You're using the wrong shade of green.

You as well.

Yu · January 29, 2015, 11:42:29 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 29, 2015, 11:41:39 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 29, 2015, 11:13:38 PM
You're using the wrong shade of green.
You as well.

Good thing my text is automatically colored.

Epsira · January 29, 2015, 11:44:23 PM

Quote from: Yu on January 29, 2015, 11:42:29 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 29, 2015, 11:41:39 PM
Quote from: Yu on January 29, 2015, 11:13:38 PM
You're using the wrong shade of green.
You as well.
Good thing my text is automatically colored.

Yeah, I couldn't make my reply more sarcastic.

Verbatim · January 29, 2015, 11:45:50 PM

>wake up
>just kidding, i never slept
>masturbate
>finish up this pet project i've been working on
>go on the internet and dick around for a bit
>finish up some college work while posting on forums
>listen to some music
>finish and post project at last
>battle a couple of peeps in the ongoing pokétourney (you can still sign up if you want)

relatively productive in-door type of day

didn't really eat at all, but you know

Jono · January 30, 2015, 01:42:30 AM

>Woke up
>Ate leftover food from yesterday
>Played Mass Effect 2 all day
>Ordered pizza
>Picked up pizza
>Ate like a king
>Finished Mass Effect 2
>Is here to pass time while waiting for ME3's DLC to be done downloading

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 30, 2015, 01:47:49 AM

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Flee · January 30, 2015, 02:23:07 AM

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R o c k e t · January 30, 2015, 02:29:17 AM

>get woke up at 3 a.m
>dog threw up on floor
>put dog on porch and get pissed off
>go back to bed
>wake up at noon
>BULLCRAP THE DAY IS GONE
>eat lunch
>go to Collide for band practice
>play at Collide
>get home around 9
>post in Anarchy before you guys because "mod privileges"
>make this post

Epsira · January 30, 2015, 03:16:46 AM

Quote from: Flee on January 30, 2015, 02:23:07 AM

Since today hasn't even started yet, I'll do a more interesting one.

>be me
>middle of exams
>get up at 6am
>study until 1pm
>go to criminal law exam which turned out to be pretty damn crazy
>go home
>have dinner and watch Quake tournament
>study until 1:30am
>sleep
>wake up at 5am
>get a few more hours of studying in
>4 hour ethics exam at 9am

Shitty days man.

How did you even do this?

BaconShelf · January 30, 2015, 04:31:50 AM

>wake up
>go to school
>now

Aether · January 30, 2015, 04:50:47 AM

>wake up

That's the only thing that's happened so far.

Flee · January 30, 2015, 04:52:14 AM

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gats · January 30, 2015, 04:52:22 AM

>wake up
>shower
>buy dragon age
>make breakfast, 4 fried eggs
>make tea
>drink said tea
>waiting for dragon age

Epsira · January 30, 2015, 04:56:03 AM

Quote from: Flee on January 30, 2015, 04:52:14 AM

Quote from: Epsira on January 30, 2015, 03:16:46 AM
Quote from: Flee on January 30, 2015, 02:23:07 AM
Since today hasn't even started yet, I'll do a more interesting one.

>be me
>middle of exams
>get up at 6am
>study until 1pm
>go to criminal law exam which turned out to be pretty damn crazy
>go home
>have dinner and watch Quake tournament
>study until 1:30am
>sleep
>wake up at 5am
>get a few more hours of studying in
>4 hour ethics exam at 9am

Shitty days man.
How did you even do this?
How do you mean?

Like how did you keep up your endurance? Was it the stress of academic performance and caffeine stimulants?

Flee · January 30, 2015, 05:22:25 AM

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clum clum · January 30, 2015, 05:29:35 AM

>spent the night chatting with people on skype and browsing the web
>go to sleep at 4:30am
>wake up
>11am
>go down stairs and have a weetabix biscuit with milk for breakfast
>turn on computer
>go onto the flood
>write this greentext