ITT: Reasons why USA = best

 
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do you have citizens dumb enough to build a nuclear powerplant in their backyard

didn't think so


 
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fuck you
you don't have a death ray in YOUR capital city
We have a lot more than that.

you cant beat the star destroyer eye


 
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FTFJ. Where's the fax?
i dunno know what any of that means so lol


 
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fuck you
do you have citizens dumb enough to build a nuclear powerplant in their backyard

didn't think so
we just have dumb citizens


 
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btw where have you been tru


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Mother's Day = lots of money

I actually got the day off, didn't feel like dealing with the stress of serving in a packed out restaurant all day.
Screeeeeeeeew that.


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16 an hour for waiting tables? Shit son, where do you work? Sign me up


 
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fuck you
btw where have you been tru
Lurking <_<


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Low pay
21 drinking age
Anti vaccine
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Rednecks
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Police state
Monopoly


Oh wait you said good things
Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 10:54:38 PM by Septy


 
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16 an hour for waiting tables? Shit son, where do you work? Sign me up
>tips

you can make that much as a waiter basically anywhere
it obviously vacillates


 
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16 an hour for waiting tables? Shit son, where do you work? Sign me up
>tips

you can make that much as a waiter basically anywhere
it obviously vacillates

Thing is, tips aren't guaranteed


 
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that's why i said it vacillates

but yeah, no, tips are... basically guaranteed
this is america

especially because no one here can do math


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that's why i said it vacillates

but yeah, no, tips are... basically guaranteed
this is america

especially because no one here can do math

I tip based on performance, and if a waiter doesn't do an outstanding job I don't tip.


 
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Be grateful that Comms is banned so that you don't have to deal with him deraling your thread with his hatred for America and hard-on for Greece.
i feel like that's his third one in like... two or three weeks

broke my record


 
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fuck you
I don't even get tips, Oh wait its really only in the US.

I just stand there and look pretty. And serve the assholes.

There's this lady that comes in as a regular, shes at least nice to me


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Verb, would you have given me

Just the tip
here's a tip:

Spoiler
Verb I promised myself that I'd quit sleeping & driving, it's very hazardous.


 
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I tip based on performance, and if a waiter doesn't do an outstanding job I don't tip.
*shrug*

that's definitely a minority opinion

to clarify, i don't agree with tipping either, just on principle
but i realize that that opinion isn't going to make me a very popular patron


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
16 an hour for waiting tables? Shit son, where do you work? Sign me up
>tips

you can make that much as a waiter basically anywhere
it obviously vacillates

Thing is, tips aren't guaranteed
The business is required under Federal law to pay the difference if a server earns less than minimum ($7.25/hr) between wages and tips. So that's the bottom end.

My philosophy is that I'd be earning minimum wage otherwise, so anything I make more than that is a blessing in and of itself.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I don't even get tips, Oh wait its really only in the US.

I just stand there and look pretty. And serve the assholes.

There's this lady that comes in as a regular, shes at least nice to me
It's because of the MEIDO, right tru? She likes the MEIDO


 
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Verb I promised myself that I'd quit sleeping & driving, it's very hazardous.
so you traded it off with posting & driving? ohhhh dear


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Verb I promised myself that I'd quit sleeping & driving, it's very hazardous.
so you traded it off with posting & driving? ohhhh dear
Nuh uh, I was eating my Mac Dahnolds Before and now I'm watching Orphan Black S2.


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Lol Murica.

*sips tea*


 
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fuck you
I don't even get tips, Oh wait its really only in the US.

I just stand there and look pretty. And serve the assholes.

There's this lady that comes in as a regular, shes at least nice to me
It's because of the MEIDO, right tru? She likes the MEIDO
I just realized that sounded so wrong with that context.

Uh, No, I dont wear it

bloody edits
Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 11:17:19 PM by True Turquoise


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I don't even get tips, Oh wait its really only in the US.

I just stand there and look pretty. And serve the assholes.

There's this lady that comes in as a regular, shes at least nice to me
It's because of the MEIDO, right tru? She likes the MEIDO
I just realized that sounded so wrong with that context.

Uh, No, I dont wear it

bloody edits
Wear the MEIDO and you'll start seeing a lot of tips

Might even get a hand on a few of them


 
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Nuh uh, I was eating my Mac Dahnolds Before and now I'm watching Orphan Black S2.
sounds like a hentai


 
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fuck you
I don't even get tips, Oh wait its really only in the US.

I just stand there and look pretty. And serve the assholes.

There's this lady that comes in as a regular, shes at least nice to me
It's because of the MEIDO, right tru? She likes the MEIDO
I just realized that sounded so wrong with that context.

Uh, No, I dont wear it

bloody edits
Wear the MEIDO and you'll start seeing a lot of tips

Might even get a hand on a few of them

Thank you for the image of me getting grabbed while serving food to swimmer boys on a hot summer day WEARING BLOODY MEIDO


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Nuh uh, I was eating my Mac Dahnolds Before and now I'm watching Orphan Black S2.
sounds like a hentai


 
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oh

so i was right


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
oh

so i was right
>implying Canadian television