ITT: Reasons why USA = best

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:24:26 PM

I just made $16/hr waiting tables for six hours, all thanks to the west-most western practice of paying low wages and cutting out the middle man for the rest by having the consumer pay the server directly.

Why else is USA the best?

Jono · May 10, 2015, 10:25:43 PM

Quote from: Prime Meridia on May 10, 2015, 10:24:26 PM

Why else is USA the best?

This

Azure · May 10, 2015, 10:27:01 PM

yeah well.... ... well... we have.... uh....

...

Ushan · May 10, 2015, 10:29:43 PM

I would say Cajun food, but anything developed by filthy Frenchies is disqualified simply by its ties to one of the worst nations on the planet.

Verbatim · May 10, 2015, 10:29:52 PM

Because we work for green pieces of paper, and green is my favorite color!

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 10, 2015, 10:32:05 PM

i can walk around with a knife, one of man's greatest tools

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:33:17 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 10, 2015, 10:29:52 PM

Because we work for green pieces of paper, and green is my favorite color!

Green is the color of grass, grass feeds rabbits. We eat rabbits. Therefore, grass is life and money is life.

Thank you for your time and patronage.

Solonoid · May 10, 2015, 10:34:00 PM

whoa what how did I get in this thead I didn't click on this

Also, tipping should be absolved because it plagues the consumer and damages the market.
I used to be a waiter and a large portion of my income came from tips, I never paid any taxes on it and it kept the price of a meal very high.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:35:31 PM

Quote from: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) das stop on May 10, 2015, 10:32:05 PM

i can walk around with a knife, one of man's greatest tools

Ryle, I request you use your American hands to type on an American keyboard yo change your username to an equally American one. Your current American username is American confusing me, because I keep thinking you are Das (American).

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:36:54 PM

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on May 10, 2015, 10:34:00 PM

whoa what how did I get in this thead I didn't click on this

Also, tipping should be absolved because it plagues the consumer and damages the market.
I used to be a waiter and a large portion of my income came from tips

But I like this, I just live off my tips and throw my wages in savings. I'd retire with a healthy sum if I made a career out of this.

Verbatim · May 10, 2015, 10:37:06 PM

We have the highest drinking age in the industrialized world, which has been shown to only further incentivize minors to drink underage. Rebellion is cool--I saw it on Star Wars once!

True Turquoise · May 10, 2015, 10:37:34 PM

bald eagles... and doughnuts?

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 10, 2015, 10:37:45 PM

Quote from: Prime Servitor on May 10, 2015, 10:35:31 PM

Quote from: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) das stop on May 10, 2015, 10:32:05 PM
i can walk around with a knife, one of man's greatest tools
Ryle, I request you use your American hands to type on an American keyboard yo change your username to an equally American one. Your current American username is American confusing me, because I keep thinking you are Das (American).

das keeps fucking up all the tables n shit

also i can really barely read my username with my titlebar

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:39:30 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 10, 2015, 10:37:06 PM

We have the highest drinking age in the industrialized world, which has been shown to only further incentivize minors to drink underage. Rebellion is cool--I saw it on Star Wars once!

That's just because the kids are getting worse every generation

Back in my day, we only drank water and gallons of high fructose corn syrup. AND WE LIKED IT!

Verbatim · May 10, 2015, 10:39:44 PM

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on May 10, 2015, 10:34:00 PM

whoa what how did I get in this thead I didn't click on this

Also, tipping should be absolved because it plagues the consumer and damages the market.
I used to be a waiter and a large portion of my income came from tips, I never paid any taxes on it and it kept the price of a meal very high.

i wouldn't have tipped you, don't worry

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 10, 2015, 10:40:11 PM

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🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:40:59 PM

Verb, would you have given me

Just the tip

CK97 · May 10, 2015, 10:41:19 PM

Be grateful that Comms is banned so that you don't have to deal with him deraling your thread with his hatred for America and hard-on for Greece.

Verbatim · May 10, 2015, 10:41:46 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 10, 2015, 10:40:11 PM

Because I'm there

don't you mean "here"

"there" implies that there are other countries relative to america

but those countries are obviously too insignificant to be acknowledged

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:41:55 PM

I am delusionally tired right now btw, so disregard anything I say

Except that (or this, also the thing beside this)

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 10, 2015, 10:41:57 PM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 10, 2015, 10:42:59 PM

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True Turquoise · May 10, 2015, 10:43:26 PM

you don't have a death ray in YOUR capital city

Verbatim · May 10, 2015, 10:44:41 PM

Quote from: Prime Servitor on May 10, 2015, 10:40:59 PM

Verb, would you have given me

Just the tip

here's a tip:

Spoiler

TB · May 10, 2015, 10:45:07 PM

Spoiler

Canada ftw

🍁 Aria 🔮 · May 10, 2015, 10:45:13 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 10, 2015, 10:41:57 PM

Dat sexual innuendo

IT'S GOIN DOWN 4 REAL

Jocephalopod · May 10, 2015, 10:45:33 PM

reason #1- any evil/shady act committed by the US can be negated by this song

YouTube

Verbatim · May 10, 2015, 10:45:56 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 10, 2015, 10:42:59 PM

How do you know I'm not from a parallel universe?

because there aren't any, STOOPID

Solonoid · May 10, 2015, 10:47:54 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on May 10, 2015, 10:43:26 PM

you don't have a death ray in YOUR capital city

We have a lot more than that.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 10, 2015, 10:48:47 PM

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