Jeff Goldblum was not in Jurassic World

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HEY EVERYONE, JEFF GOLDBLUM ISN'T IN JURASSIC WORLD!

oh wait nobody cares


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Chris Pratt training Dinos

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fuck you
everything is telling me not to watch it


But I want to.


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HEY EVERYONE, JEFF GOLDBLUM ISN'T IN JURASSIC WORLD!

oh wait nobody cares
How do you live with yourself?


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Can somebody explain the cuttlefish part to me?
I don't see how they could use a cuttlefish of all things.


 
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everything is telling me not to watch it


But I want to.

Then watch it.


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Can somebody explain the cuttlefish part to me?
I don't see how they could use a cuttlefish of all things.
Apparently it was meant to rapidly increase the creatures growth, thats why it grew so quickly, but (I dont know my cuttlefish) they have a form of camouflage, where they can change the colour of their skin.

So yeah they shoved the genes of a cuttlefish into it, as well as everything else, cause "what the fuck could go wrong?" 


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Can somebody explain the cuttlefish part to me?
I don't see how they could use a cuttlefish of all things.
Apparently it was meant to rapidly increase the creatures growth, thats why it grew so quickly, but (I dont know my cuttlefish) they have a form of camouflage, where they can change the colour of their skin.

So yeah they shoved the genes of a cuttlefish into it, as well as everything else, cause "what the fuck could go wrong?"
No, I get the chromatophores part.  But I don't understand the genetics of mixing a cephalopod  with reptiles.


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Your love gets me so high
HEY EVERYONE, JEFF GOLDBLUM ISN'T IN JURASSIC WORLD!

oh wait nobody cares
How do you live with yourself?
i ask myself the same question everyday


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Can somebody explain the cuttlefish part to me?
I don't see how they could use a cuttlefish of all things.
Apparently it was meant to rapidly increase the creatures growth, thats why it grew so quickly, but (I dont know my cuttlefish) they have a form of camouflage, where they can change the colour of their skin.

So yeah they shoved the genes of a cuttlefish into it, as well as everything else, cause "what the fuck could go wrong?"
No, I get the chromatophores part.  But I don't understand the genetics of mixing a cephalopod  with reptiles.
Movie magic?

They assume we just accept it I guess.


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hey
everything is telling me not to watch it


But I want to.
It's a good popcorn flick >.>


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Can somebody explain the cuttlefish part to me?
I don't see how they could use a cuttlefish of all things.
Apparently it was meant to rapidly increase the creatures growth, thats why it grew so quickly, but (I dont know my cuttlefish) they have a form of camouflage, where they can change the colour of their skin.

So yeah they shoved the genes of a cuttlefish into it, as well as everything else, cause "what the fuck could go wrong?"
No, I get the chromatophores part.  But I don't understand the genetics of mixing a cephalopod  with reptiles.
Movie magic?

They assume we just accept it I guess.
But a chameleon would've made more sense.  Heck, they had a chameleon in the lab at the end!


 
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I think the movie would be better if the raptors were voiced by Steve Blum.


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Can somebody explain the cuttlefish part to me?
I don't see how they could use a cuttlefish of all things.
Apparently it was meant to rapidly increase the creatures growth, thats why it grew so quickly, but (I dont know my cuttlefish) they have a form of camouflage, where they can change the colour of their skin.

So yeah they shoved the genes of a cuttlefish into it, as well as everything else, cause "what the fuck could go wrong?"
No, I get the chromatophores part.  But I don't understand the genetics of mixing a cephalopod  with reptiles.
Movie magic?

They assume we just accept it I guess.
But a chameleon would've made more sense.  Heck, they had a chameleon in the lab at the end!
I know, they probably needed a reason to accidentally fit it in there, it wasnt meant to camouflage, it was an accident that it could, same with hiding itself from the heat detectors.


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HEY EVERYONE, JEFF GOLDBLUM ISN'T IN JURASSIC WORLD!

oh wait nobody cares

I CARE

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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I think the movie would be better if the raptors were voiced by Steve Buscemi.
I agree 100 percent


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I think the movie would be better if the raptors were voiced by Steve Buscemi.
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