I used to work in Chicago in a department store

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I used to work in Chicago, but not anymore.


A lady came in the store one day, asking for a German method of coal extraction. A German method of coal extraction she wanted! MEIN SHAFT SHE GOT!

Discuss pub songs.


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Ah the good 'ol days.


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Post in my thread you fucking degenerates


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*cough with Swedish accent*
Surely you jest?


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*cough with Swedish accent*
Surely you jest?
FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

DIE SLOWLY.



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*cough with Swedish accent*
Surely you jest?
FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

DIE SLOWLY.


God damn you're so kawai/adorable holy shit Tru ain't got shit


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What does Chicago have to do with this?


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What does Chicago have to do with this?
The song was based off of an older version from the 1940s


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There is an inn, a merry old inn,
Beneath an old grey hill.
And there they brew a beer so brown,
That the Man on the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.


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There is an inn, a merry old inn,
Beneath an old grey hill.
And there they brew a beer so brown,
That the Man on the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.

YouTube

My man!

Spoiler
Though you got the lyrics wrong


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Uhhh.

I copied that straight from my 1965 copy of Fellowship.
That must have been a tribute to the original. It reads better anyway.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Did Chicago get overrun by blacks, too?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
GO BACK TO CHICAGO YOU UGLY HOOK NOSED SWEDE.