It is St.Patrick's Day now

OnionBeetle · March 16, 2016, 08:35:19 PM

I will tell you the tale of St.Patrick now today.

1. He was born in france like all the other saints and the moved to wales and then got kidnapped by pirates to Ireland.

2. He did battle with the snakes and drown them all with his holy staff.

4. He gathered all the pagan kings together and asked god to show him a shamrock and he did and the pagan kings then turned into christians.

6. the end.

And remember, you're retarded if you call it 'Paddy's Day' or 'Patty's Day', it's fucking St.Patrick's Day.

Jono · March 16, 2016, 08:46:36 PM

Its still Stone Cold Day though

Zizzy · March 16, 2016, 08:56:13 PM

Literally everyone calls it Paddy's day you fucking idiot

Luciana · March 16, 2016, 08:57:04 PM

White GUILT!!!!

Dietrich Six · March 16, 2016, 09:02:58 PM

It's this the part where I get drunk?

Septy · March 16, 2016, 09:25:23 PM

Turkey · March 16, 2016, 09:31:17 PM

And it's on a fucking Thursday. The carbombs and Irish red will have to wait until the weekend.

Super Irish · March 16, 2016, 09:48:29 PM

Fun fact; Although St. Padraig removed all the snakes from Ireland, there are no moles either.

Sláinte/Cheers.

Dopameme · March 17, 2016, 10:54:48 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on March 16, 2016, 09:31:17 PM

And it's on a fucking Thursday. The carbombs and Irish red will have to wait until the weekend.

good thing thursday is college night at the bars over here