So I just found a giant centipede in my bathroom

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Was a lot like this in size and looks:



These aren't normally found in the UK, so I'm guessing it must have hitched a ride on fruit being transported here. Frightening. It was very aggressive and probably poisonous, so I captured it in a jar and let it go outside. Have you had any encounters with nasty bugs?
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Bloody hell .-.

Millipedes >>>>>>>>>> Centipedes.

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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 29, 2014, 09:45:13 PM
Bloody hell .-.

Millipedes >>>>>>>>>> Centipedes.

Agreed. Millipedes are such gentle creatures compared to their cousins.

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Expected long text centipede.
Disappointed. 

 
 
 
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Quote from: Kinder on October 29, 2014, 09:45:58 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on October 29, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
So... How clean is your house?

Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.

Here's an example of this:

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Quote from: Scary Digger on October 29, 2014, 09:48:49 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 29, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
So... How clean is your house?

Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.

Here's an example of this:

YouTube


MASH THE FUCKER WHILE IT'S STILL IN THE BAG

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Quote from: True Turquoise on October 29, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
So... How clean is your house?

Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.

Here's an example of this:

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apparently that's one of the most deadly spiders. Dayyum.

 
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Quote from: Death on October 29, 2014, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 29, 2014, 09:48:49 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 29, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
So... How clean is your house?

Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.

Here's an example of this:

YouTube

apparently that's one of the most deadly spiders. Dayyum.

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Quote from: Death on October 29, 2014, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 29, 2014, 09:48:49 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 29, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
So... How clean is your house?

Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.

Here's an example of this:

YouTube

apparently that's one of the most deadly spiders. Dayyum.
I'm pretty sure it is the most venomous, and may or may not give you a boner.

 
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apparently that's one of the most deadly spiders. Dayyum.
I'm pretty sure it is the most venomous, and may or may not give you a boner.
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>Not native to environment
>Probably poisonous
>Lets it go free outside
This sounds like a good idea.

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 30, 2014, 12:49:19 PM
>Not native to environment
>Probably poisonous
>Lets it go free outside
This sounds like a good idea.

>It's alone
>There's no food that it normally eats here
>Not native to environment (the climate will kill it, do you even know what large centipedes need in captivity?)

I didn't want to kill it by my hands, and I didn't want it lurking around my house.

 
 
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WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET IT GO YOU RAT FUCK? WHAT IF IT TURNS UP AT MY FUCKING HOUSE?

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>Not native to environment
>Probably poisonous
>Lets it go free outside
This sounds like a good idea.

>It's alone
>There's no food that it normally eats here
>Not native to environment (the climate will kill it, do you even know what large centipedes need in captivity?)

I didn't want to kill it by my hands, and I didn't want it lurking around my house.
Cause some poor bastard like Meta is going to have to deal with the thing next. Someone else might've found one and let it go too, so there might be more. You have doomed them all.

 
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Quote from: Meta Cognition on October 30, 2014, 01:00:43 PM
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