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Oh, update: Ex Mrs Charlie decided to not dump the boys on me. I'm not happy about this, but her pantywaist boyfriend is watching them while she does whatever she does. I met him, al Baghdadi and I agree he's a good soul, but has no backbone. I'd rather have them, but I am legally bound to what she decides on her time.

And she's giving him the exact same excuses she gave me when she was cheating. So god knows how he feels

You try talking to him and letting him know what's up with her? I don't know how much you care about his feelings, but you could try and spare him the same pain she inflicted upon you.

I'm not. While I know that all he could know was what she told him, he encouraged her to leave a week old infant so she could be with him. He's weak. I knew that from the start. Bow that they're 4 and 2, it's a different story. But he said it was OK to leave a baby with whatever she painted me as.

Well I can't blame you for not wanting to spare his feelings considering what went down.

I don't feel bad for him. He made his bed.

Check this out as a red flag:

He, Ex Mrs Charlie and his DAUGHTER went to pick a puppy out. They adopted one. When Ex Mrs Charlie couldn't take it? She brought the puppy back to the pound. How do you think his daughter took it?

that's just...

oh man

The puppy was at her house for TWO MONTHS
fuck
that
cunt

Oh, it gets worse. 2 of her cats aren't litter trained. He has to clean up piss and shit from those two.

And she put to sleep the cat I trained.

For those of you who questioned me about the cats to verify I was really Charlie, Mervyn isn't with us anymore


 
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Oh, update: Ex Mrs Charlie decided to not dump the boys on me. I'm not happy about this, but her pantywaist boyfriend is watching them while she does whatever she does. I met him, al Baghdadi and I agree he's a good soul, but has no backbone. I'd rather have them, but I am legally bound to what she decides on her time.

And she's giving him the exact same excuses she gave me when she was cheating. So god knows how he feels

You try talking to him and letting him know what's up with her? I don't know how much you care about his feelings, but you could try and spare him the same pain she inflicted upon you.

I'm not. While I know that all he could know was what she told him, he encouraged her to leave a week old infant so she could be with him. He's weak. I knew that from the start. Bow that they're 4 and 2, it's a different story. But he said it was OK to leave a baby with whatever she painted me as.

Well I can't blame you for not wanting to spare his feelings considering what went down.

In all honesty, I really feel badly for him. She's fixed things so he's fully dependent on her. I don't think he really knows how much her bitch he really is.

Like you said though this is a bed of his own making. He's going to need to sleep in it now. Not sure why someone would be wanting to make a permanent arrangement with a woman who's willing to cheat on her husband though. If she's willing to cheat him she's probably willing to cheat on you too.

You did say he's weak though so maybe he's just desperate to be with someone.


 
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Oh, update: Ex Mrs Charlie decided to not dump the boys on me. I'm not happy about this, but her pantywaist boyfriend is watching them while she does whatever she does. I met him, al Baghdadi and I agree he's a good soul, but has no backbone. I'd rather have them, but I am legally bound to what she decides on her time.

And she's giving him the exact same excuses she gave me when she was cheating. So god knows how he feels

You try talking to him and letting him know what's up with her? I don't know how much you care about his feelings, but you could try and spare him the same pain she inflicted upon you.

I'm not. While I know that all he could know was what she told him, he encouraged her to leave a week old infant so she could be with him. He's weak. I knew that from the start. Bow that they're 4 and 2, it's a different story. But he said it was OK to leave a baby with whatever she painted me as.

Well I can't blame you for not wanting to spare his feelings considering what went down.

I don't feel bad for him. He made his bed.

Check this out as a red flag:

He, Ex Mrs Charlie and his DAUGHTER went to pick a puppy out. They adopted one. When Ex Mrs Charlie couldn't take it? She brought the puppy back to the pound. How do you think his daughter took it?

that's just...

oh man

The puppy was at her house for TWO MONTHS
fuck
that
cunt

Oh, it gets worse. 2 of her cats aren't litter trained. He has to clean up piss and shit from those two.

And she put to sleep the cat I trained.

For those of you who questioned me about the cats to verify I was really Charlie, Mervyn isn't with us anymore

wait what

why would she put one of your cats to sleep? i could understand if it was old and would walk anymore or was sick or something, but the way you're talking about it makes me feel like there was nothing wrong with him.


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Oh, update: Ex Mrs Charlie decided to not dump the boys on me. I'm not happy about this, but her pantywaist boyfriend is watching them while she does whatever she does. I met him, al Baghdadi and I agree he's a good soul, but has no backbone. I'd rather have them, but I am legally bound to what she decides on her time.

And she's giving him the exact same excuses she gave me when she was cheating. So god knows how he feels

You try talking to him and letting him know what's up with her? I don't know how much you care about his feelings, but you could try and spare him the same pain she inflicted upon you.

I'm not. While I know that all he could know was what she told him, he encouraged her to leave a week old infant so she could be with him. He's weak. I knew that from the start. Bow that they're 4 and 2, it's a different story. But he said it was OK to leave a baby with whatever she painted me as.

Well I can't blame you for not wanting to spare his feelings considering what went down.

In all honesty, I really feel badly for him. She's fixed things so he's fully dependent on her. I don't think he really knows how much her bitch he really is.

Like you said though this is a bed of his own making. He's going to need to sleep in it now. Not sure why someone would be wanting to make a permanent arrangement with a woman who's willing to cheat on her husband though. If she's willing to cheat him she's probably willing to cheat on you too.

You did say he's weak though so maybe he's just desperate to be with someone.

His problems are his. I found out that I was in a 17 year long rebound relationship.

She did say she's leaving on THE EXACT SAME SEMINARS that she used as an excuse to cheat on me with.

How does this make him feel?

Knowing he's hearing the same excuses she gave to me?

But I can't care. I don't care.  How's that pillow, Tim? Is it comfy? I rested my head on it. That blanket warm?  Hope so, cause your dumb ass used it to cover fucking my wife.

Al Baghdadi is twice the woman Ex Mrs Charlie is. I can only hope you find the comfort I found after she drains you


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
2 of her cats aren't litter trained.
Jesus christ, I'd fucking fry them up faster than a korean barbeque.


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Oh, update: Ex Mrs Charlie decided to not dump the boys on me. I'm not happy about this, but her pantywaist boyfriend is watching them while she does whatever she does. I met him, al Baghdadi and I agree he's a good soul, but has no backbone. I'd rather have them, but I am legally bound to what she decides on her time.

And she's giving him the exact same excuses she gave me when she was cheating. So god knows how he feels

You try talking to him and letting him know what's up with her? I don't know how much you care about his feelings, but you could try and spare him the same pain she inflicted upon you.

I'm not. While I know that all he could know was what she told him, he encouraged her to leave a week old infant so she could be with him. He's weak. I knew that from the start. Bow that they're 4 and 2, it's a different story. But he said it was OK to leave a baby with whatever she painted me as.

Well I can't blame you for not wanting to spare his feelings considering what went down.

I don't feel bad for him. He made his bed.

Check this out as a red flag:

He, Ex Mrs Charlie and his DAUGHTER went to pick a puppy out. They adopted one. When Ex Mrs Charlie couldn't take it? She brought the puppy back to the pound. How do you think his daughter took it?

that's just...

oh man

The puppy was at her house for TWO MONTHS
fuck
that
cunt

Oh, it gets worse. 2 of her cats aren't litter trained. He has to clean up piss and shit from those two.

And she put to sleep the cat I trained.

For those of you who questioned me about the cats to verify I was really Charlie, Mervyn isn't with us anymore

wait what

why would she put one of your cats to sleep? i could understand if it was old and would walk anymore or was sick or something, but the way you're talking about it makes me feel like there was nothing wrong with him.

In all fairness, he was 14. But, we nursed her cat along till he was 15. Mervyn lived a ling and good life. But he didn't get a natural death like her cat did


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2 of her cats aren't litter trained.
Jesus christ, I'd fucking fry them up faster than a korean barbeque.

They're sweet. I will give them that. But she can't be hard enough to break them.

What does that say about our kids?

My oldest is ADHD.  We have to be hard to redirect his energy. She couldn't for her cats. Yet I am the only one for our kids


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Oh goddamn I am hammered.
It's been a long while since I've been THIS drunk. I'm giving y'all less than 15 till I pass out. I can only hope I get myself to bed and my CPAP on. Otherwise it's a stiff neck from the couch.


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I had the boys Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and today until 3. THEN she tried to pawn them off on me for tomorrow too.

What should I call Ex Mrs Charlie's guy?

Anyways he has them tomorrow and Sunday. She's running away.


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Please swallow uranium

That's pretty expensive.

You gonna front the bill?

Maybe that'll activate my mutant gene. Then I can achieve my goal of being Deadpool.


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Ok. I am hammered. Nearing black out.

I'm not proud, but this does fear good to be out of control


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Ever feel like a joy stick?


 
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Ever feel like a joy stick?

depends on what you mean by that


 
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you need to stop


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Dude you need to write me a mini guide for when I go to Tijuana

I've read up but still a bit hesitant


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Dude you need to write me a mini guide for when I go to Tijuana

I've read up but still a bit hesitant

There's no donkey show any more.


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Ever feel like a joy stick?

depends on what you mean by that

Drunk to the point where you feel like you lean to and fro like a joystick.

Now I am just hung over