It's been so long since my romantic feelings have been verbally reciprocated.

 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

18,968 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Get a German Shepherd.

Name him Diamond.

Go in adventures with the dog.

Fight evil doers.

Give him a ballistic vest.

Profit.

I already have a dog named DD, though.



Fear | Respected Member
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Fear
IP: Logged

95 posts
 
same


The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: The Han
IP: Logged

2,853 posts
does this stuff even work?
Never forget the Australian girl who bats for her own team. Never ever.
but does she catch?


 
DAS B00T x2
| Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,622 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Hmm... Pre, I have your solution.

Buy a motorcycle. You don't need women when you have a motorcycle.

Does it have to be a motorcycle, or will a nice car do
Don't you have a C4 vette?
Gotta get a bike, bro.


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

18,968 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Hmm... Pre, I have your solution.

Buy a motorcycle. You don't need women when you have a motorcycle.

Does it have to be a motorcycle, or will a nice car do
Don't you have a C4 vette?
Gotta get a bike, bro.

yeah i do

i was looking at some bikes last year but i'm not sure which one i should go with. any recommendations


 
DAS B00T x2
| Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,622 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Hmm... Pre, I have your solution.

Buy a motorcycle. You don't need women when you have a motorcycle.

Does it have to be a motorcycle, or will a nice car do
Don't you have a C4 vette?
Gotta get a bike, bro.

yeah i do

i was looking at some bikes last year but i'm not sure which one i should go with. any recommendations
Well, that depends on what kind if bike you want.
Cruiser, sport, touring, dual-sport (on&off road)...


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

18,968 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!



I don't know what any of those mean, but I'll just tell you I never liked these kinds of bikes.


Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DietrichSix
IP: Logged

11,784 posts
Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Get a old Indian


Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DietrichSix
IP: Logged

11,784 posts
Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

18,968 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!


Thats fucking SICK

How much do they go for


🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 

I'm willing to move on from this if you are.

My comment was meant to be humourous. Not in the banter kind of way, but in the "making fun of myself" kind of way. People were saying I was overreacting to what you did, so I just "steered into the skid" to emulate this picture Sep7agon has painted of me. I do that a lot, actually. It's why I respond "Hopefully off a cliff." when asked what humanity's next step should be. People expect that kind of a response from me so I just take it further to an unreasonable extent.

But I understand my joke wasn't taken that way and I'll apologise if that'll help. This whole thread has made me realise that the only people who hurt people, are people who've been hurt themselves, and the last thing I want is someone out their genuinely thinking I want them to die when they don't deserve it.

Well I do want to start fresh with 99% of the users here, so I am willing to move on and get pasted this. Let's bury the hatch and move forward. Its a new day, a new month and a new year. There is a lot to be done this year and I plan on completing one of my goals.


 
DAS B00T x2
| Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,622 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


Old nazi Bimmers>old army indians/harleys


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

18,968 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!


Old nazi Bimmers>old army indians/harleys

That one has an ugly paint job but otherwise looks awesome


Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DietrichSix
IP: Logged

11,784 posts
Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison


 
Elai
| Gay Tupac
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Prehistoric
IP: Logged

18,968 posts
male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!