It's almost 2015 and I haven't lost my virginity yet

ban me · December 18, 2014, 10:49:20 PM

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Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 10:49:51 PM

Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:48:02 PM

It doesn't.

Yeah, that's why you made a thread crying about it.

I mean, I'm sorry, but this is just too pitiful...

Jester · December 18, 2014, 10:52:52 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:49:51 PM

Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:48:02 PM
It doesn't.
Yeah, that's why you made a thread crying about it.

My internet tears are real, man. Get me a cyber tissue.

I made a thread because I wanted to make a thread.

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 10:54:12 PM

How useful.

You're also lying, badly, but okay.

Jester · December 18, 2014, 10:57:46 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:54:12 PM

How useful.

You're also lying, badly, but okay.

What use would it be to cry about something on a forum?

>Internet lie detectors

Casper · December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM

>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times

Well aren't you just fucking special...

Casper · December 18, 2014, 10:59:17 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...

I meant it as a bad thing.

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 10:59:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:59:17 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.

Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?

Casper · December 18, 2014, 11:00:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:59:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?

I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 11:01:51 PM

Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:57:46 PM

What use would it be to cry about something on a forum?

Attention.

Which, I'm giving you, so either way, I lose.

Just letting you know that being a virgin is meaningless and not something even worth thinking about, let alone making a thread over.

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 11:02:00 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 11:00:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:59:45 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?
I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?

Reading.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · December 18, 2014, 11:03:31 PM

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Casper · December 18, 2014, 11:03:56 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:02:00 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 11:00:39 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:59:45 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?
I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?
Reading.

Christ.. This could really happen >_____>

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 11:04:55 PM

Das, think about this...

N/A · December 18, 2014, 11:05:00 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 11:05:14 PM

Quote from: Rommel Spins Meat on December 18, 2014, 11:03:31 PM

Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex

I feel like that would make shit too awkward...

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 11:05:40 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 11:04:55 PM

Das, think about this...

It's not like I can get him pregnant...

Jester · December 18, 2014, 11:05:42 PM

Quote from: Rommel Spins Meat on December 18, 2014, 11:03:31 PM

Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex

Why are you complaining

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 11:06:18 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:05:40 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 11:04:55 PM
Das, think about this...
It's not like I can get him pregnant...

Are you sure?

Casper · December 18, 2014, 11:08:40 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:05:14 PM

Quote from: Rommel Spins Meat on December 18, 2014, 11:03:31 PM
Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...

Yeah, I don't need you screwing things up for me and Oss.

But the offer still stands.

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 11:26:58 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 11:06:18 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:05:40 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 11:04:55 PM
Das, think about this...
It's not like I can get him pregnant...
Are you sure?

Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 11:30:14 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 18, 2014, 11:08:40 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:05:14 PM
Quote from: Rommel Spins Meat on December 18, 2014, 11:03:31 PM
Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...
Yeah, I don't need you screwing things up for me and Oss.

But the offer still stands.

It's considered.

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 11:41:33 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:26:58 PM

Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?

i'm poking fun at his androgyny

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 11:42:52 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 11:41:33 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:26:58 PM
Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?
i'm poking fun at his androgyny

oooooh, that's kinda funny.

True Turquoise · December 18, 2014, 11:52:10 PM

Uh..

Risay117 · December 18, 2014, 11:55:22 PM

Meh, 21 and virgin, though getting a girlfriend would cause problems so i may as well wait till after i graduate. So you are not alone in the same boat.

Fuck i cockblocked myself once or twice before in fear of getting caught by my parents on having a girlfriend.

Casper · December 19, 2014, 12:02:28 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 11:41:33 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 11:26:58 PM
Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?
i'm poking fun at his androgyny

You think I'm androgynous??

Jive Turkey · December 19, 2014, 12:03:25 AM

virginity is a mindset bro

DAS B00T x2 · December 19, 2014, 12:03:29 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on December 18, 2014, 11:52:10 PM

Uh..

MAd 'cause an ocean away from hot das/cas/tru threesome.