It's almost 2015 and I haven't lost my virginity yet

Jester · December 18, 2014, 09:56:16 PM

Discuss my inability to give Women the balls of fury.

EDIT: To somebody other than my cousin

SecondClass · December 18, 2014, 09:57:44 PM

Honestly, if you haven't had sex before turning 18, I feel a little sad for you.

Elegiac · December 18, 2014, 09:57:51 PM

How long until hogwarts?

R o c k e t · December 18, 2014, 10:01:01 PM

Don't think you are less of a person for not having sex. That changes nothing about you.
Honestly don't rush it. Find that perfect person for you, and when it happens it happens.

Don't let your life revolve around that. Because once you experience it, you'll feel empty. Because your life is meant for more than a feeling.

slayingold · December 18, 2014, 10:01:10 PM

Well think on the bright side, your almost as rare as a unicorn...or whatever is majestic

Spoiler

...your not alone ^^

RomanGladiator · December 18, 2014, 10:01:15 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on December 18, 2014, 09:57:44 PM

Honestly, if you haven't had sex before turning 18, I feel a little sad for you.

22 here, working is more important. Which I'm not doing anyway...argh

Yu · December 18, 2014, 10:02:33 PM

Is fine.

Wizard · December 18, 2014, 10:12:08 PM

Someone other than your cousin?

Spoiler

how about your sister then?

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM

>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Jester · December 18, 2014, 10:16:59 PM

Quote from: WORKSHOPWIZARD on December 18, 2014, 10:12:08 PM

Someone other than your cousin?

Spoiler
how about your sister then?

Wat

Jono · December 18, 2014, 10:18:14 PM

Welcome to the club m8

Wizard · December 18, 2014, 10:18:15 PM

Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:16:59 PM

Quote from: WORKSHOPWIZARD on December 18, 2014, 10:12:08 PM
Someone other than your cousin?

Spoiler
how about your sister then?
Wat

Yu · December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM

>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 18, 2014, 10:19:13 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.

Everyone says that...

Tyger · December 18, 2014, 10:25:04 PM

Quote from: ねこ on December 18, 2014, 10:19:13 PM

lol what a bunch of losers

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · December 18, 2014, 10:26:26 PM

at least you're not a slut like me

rC · December 18, 2014, 10:27:36 PM

Quote from: Ryle | Slo Rock It on December 18, 2014, 10:26:26 PM

at least you're not a slut like me

aREALgod · December 18, 2014, 10:29:44 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM

>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Been dicked? wat

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 10:30:39 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on December 18, 2014, 10:29:44 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Been dicked? wat

I'm a vers. bi dude. what the fuck do you expect it to mean?

R o c k e t · December 18, 2014, 10:31:48 PM

Quote from: Ryle | Slo Rock It on December 18, 2014, 10:26:26 PM

at least you're not a slut like me

awesome nameplate bruh

Yu · December 18, 2014, 10:36:54 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...

Old timer, tell me a story.

DAS B00T x2 · December 18, 2014, 10:37:38 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:36:54 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
Old timer, tell me a story.

This one time, at band camp....

aREALgod · December 18, 2014, 10:37:53 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:30:39 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on December 18, 2014, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times

Been dicked? wat
I'm a vers. bi dude. what the fuck do you expect it to mean?

Why didn't you dick the dick back?

Yu · December 18, 2014, 10:40:03 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:37:38 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:36:54 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
Quote from: Yutaka on December 18, 2014, 10:18:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
Old timer, tell me a story.
This one time, at band camp....

I want to hear all of it.

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 10:40:41 PM

Oh who gives a cunt.

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 10:45:21 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on December 18, 2014, 09:57:44 PM

Honestly, if you haven't had sex before turning 18, I feel a little sad for you.

If you've had sex before turning eighteen, you're kind of a flaming retard.

Okay, fine, sixteen. Anything before that is just... Like, I'd fucking throttle you, because that is just too goddamn stupid for me to handle.

Jester · December 18, 2014, 10:45:26 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:40:41 PM

Oh who gives a cunt.

Not a single Women I've ever met.

Verbatim · December 18, 2014, 10:47:10 PM

Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:45:26 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:40:41 PM
Oh who gives a cunt.
Not a single Women I've ever met.

Why does it matter to you so much?

That's the pathetic part.

Jester · December 18, 2014, 10:48:02 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:47:10 PM

Quote from: Jester on December 18, 2014, 10:45:26 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 18, 2014, 10:40:41 PM
Oh who gives a cunt.
Not a single Women I've ever met.
Why does it matter to you so much?

It doesn't.