It's almost 2015 and I haven't lost my virginity yet

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Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 10:50:45 PM by Iberian Husky


 
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It doesn't.
Yeah, that's why you made a thread crying about it.

I mean, I'm sorry, but this is just too pitiful...
Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 10:50:44 PM by Verbatim


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It doesn't.
Yeah, that's why you made a thread crying about it.
My internet tears are real, man. Get me a cyber tissue.

I made a thread because I wanted to make a thread.


 
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How useful.

You're also lying, badly, but okay.
Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 10:54:58 PM by Verbatim


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How useful.

You're also lying, badly, but okay.
What use would it be to cry about something on a forum?

>Internet lie detectors


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Toys are hereby declared:
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No kidding!               🅱
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...


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Toys are hereby declared:
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?


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Toys are hereby declared:
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?
I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?


 
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What use would it be to cry about something on a forum?
Attention.

Which, I'm giving you, so either way, I lose.

Just letting you know that being a virgin is meaningless and not something even worth thinking about, let alone making a thread over.
Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 11:03:04 PM by Verbatim


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?
I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?
Reading.


 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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No kidding!               🅱
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?
I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?
Reading.
Christ.. This could really happen >_____>


 
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Das, think about this...


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Das, think about this...
It's  not like I can get him pregnant...


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Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
Why are you complaining


 
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Das, think about this...
It's  not like I can get him pregnant...
Are you sure?


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Toys are hereby declared:
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Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...
Yeah, I don't need you screwing things up for me and Oss.

But the offer still stands.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Das, think about this...
It's  not like I can get him pregnant...
Are you sure?
Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...
Yeah, I don't need you screwing things up for me and Oss.

But the offer still stands.
It's considered.


 
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Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?
i'm poking fun at his androgyny


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?
i'm poking fun at his androgyny
oooooh, that's kinda funny.


 
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fuck you
Uh..


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Meh, 21 and virgin, though getting a girlfriend would cause problems so i may as well wait till after i graduate. So you are not alone in the same boat.

Fuck i cockblocked myself once or twice before in fear of getting caught by my parents on having a girlfriend.


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Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?
i'm poking fun at his androgyny
:D You think I'm androgynous??



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virginity is a mindset bro


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Uh..
MAd 'cause an ocean away from hot das/cas/tru threesome.