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It's 5am and I hear my roommate having sex, AMA

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Yeah I've got music playing and they have the TV on but I still hear the girl's sounds and like...the occasional slapping sound.



What a wonderful start to valentines day. lol

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
lol fag, run in there and sit on his testes

 
 
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fuck you
Run in there with an Air-horn and camera

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 06:54:09 AM
Run in there with an Air-horn and camera
Quote from: Gatsby on February 14, 2015, 06:53:59 AM
lol fag, run in there and sit on his testes
I'm really fucking tempted but holy shit he'd rip me to shreds

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
take a knife with you

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Gatsby on February 14, 2015, 06:57:11 AM
take a knife with you
you know again as much as I'd love to (because I'm kind of fed up with this jackass) this family is providing me free food, internet, and a place to sleep, sooooo

 
 
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fuck you
Ah, If only you could.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.

 
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What is your favourite day?

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Numb Digger on February 14, 2015, 07:00:45 AM
What is your favourite day?
uh...I have no idea
I guess any day that doesn't suck. lol

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 06:59:38 AM
Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life

 
 
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fuck you
Quote from: Elegiac on February 14, 2015, 07:03:05 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 06:59:38 AM
Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life
Whens there's sex in the other room and you've had enough.

There's only one answer.

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 07:04:27 AM
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Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life
Whens there's sex in the other room and you've had enough.

There's only one answer.
Have you ever ruined sex for your sister?

 
 
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fuck you
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Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life
Whens there's sex in the other room and you've had enough.

There's only one answer.
Have you ever ruined sex for your sister?
She hasn't had sex.

 
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make it sound like you're having sex too

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Luke on February 14, 2015, 07:07:56 AM
make it sound like you're having sex too
this is an amusing idea but they wouldn't hear me

 
 
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Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life
Whens there's sex in the other room and you've had enough.

There's only one answer.
Have you ever ruined sex for your sister?
She hasn't had sex.
One day she will. So you've got some time to plan.

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 07:05:57 AM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 06:59:38 AM
Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life
Whens there's sex in the other room and you've had enough.

There's only one answer.
Have you ever ruined sex for your sister?
She hasn't had sex.
With anyone but you, you mean?

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on February 14, 2015, 06:59:38 AM
Ah, If only you could.
Get over air horns, there's more to life
Whens there's sex in the other room and you've had enough.

There's only one answer.
Have you ever ruined sex for your sister?
She hasn't had sex.
With anyone but you, you mean?
-.-

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
And now I hear the bastard singing. lol wtf

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
annnnnd they're leaving.

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Feet first into fun!
How are you enjoying Valentines Day so far?

 
 
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Kill her. :^)

 
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Almost always, with moderation
Could be worse.

 
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Moms spaghetti
Should've joined in

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I neither fear, nor despise.
I thought this guy just played MMOs 24/7 and didn't have a social life.....
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Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 14, 2015, 09:11:09 AM
I thought this guy just played MMOs 24/7 and din't have a social life.....
He paid for it, with gold and a level 50 longsword!

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
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Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 14, 2015, 09:11:09 AM
I thought this guy just played MMOs 24/7 and din't have a social life.....
He paid for it, with gold and a level 50 longsword!


............a prostitute?
RUN NUKA RUN!!!!!!!!

 
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So after years of bitching, he finally got laid?

Good fucking lord.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I know that feel.


Except its my sister

its fucking disgusting and i want to stab my ears everytime.

 
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