is your love life in tip top shape?

Naru · March 07, 2016, 08:09:37 PM

im trying to get into the love life thing but i do got my eyes on a grill. other than getting her number, nothing much for me. what about you gays?

RomanGladiator · March 07, 2016, 08:12:15 PM

No. I don't even try to understand it anymore. I want every girl to come over right away, but you can't do that. I don't know...and this last one said she was leading on way to strong with me first.

Naru · March 07, 2016, 08:13:44 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 07, 2016, 08:12:15 PM

No. I don't even try to understand it anymore. I want every girl to come over right away, but you can't do that. I don't know...and this last one said she was leading on way to strong with me first.

TAKE

YOUR

FUCKING

TIME

Ian · March 07, 2016, 08:15:08 PM

Awful, my crush hasn't talked to me in days and I'm too terrified to message them after I already messaged them twice.I know they're busy with more important things in their life, but I always have something in the back of my mind telling me they're ignoring me or that they don't like me. I don't want to come off as this obsessive, stalker-like creep, but I feel like they're growing further away when I want to get closer. The last thing I want is to just be some name on their Facebook friends list, but I'm too afraid to tell them this because the paranoia.

Quote from: Narusaur on March 07, 2016, 08:09:37 PM

what about you gays?

MyNameIsCharlie · March 07, 2016, 08:16:04 PM

I don't know anymore. Ex-Mrs Charlie, her nanny AND Al Baghdadi all told me that they couldn't help watch the boys when I have a 104 fever. I'm sitting her shivering trying not to breath so I don't get these little ones sick

Jono · March 07, 2016, 08:18:49 PM

I'm not sure what love is but I'm pretty sure it's that same feeling I get when I see a new Corvette

Ushan · March 07, 2016, 08:26:12 PM

I don't really have a love life. I don't really meet enough people that stay within my life long enough for me to bother with trying to create a relationship with them, and those that I have I are within my immediate circle of friends and I'm not particularly interested in them romantically.

alphy · March 07, 2016, 08:40:31 PM

it's amazing tbqh

Jive Turkey · March 07, 2016, 08:48:10 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 07, 2016, 08:12:15 PM

No. I don't even try to understand it anymore. I want every girl to come over right away, but you can't do that. I don't know...and this last one said she was leading on way to strong with me first.

I get invited to come over right away to girls houses when I've never even talked to them in my life

Epsira · March 07, 2016, 09:16:45 PM

I'm getting along with myself quite nicely lately. Lovely of you to ask.

Elai · March 07, 2016, 09:19:22 PM

I love with a girl who has a boyfriend, so. Pretty fucking shit.

Kiwicake · March 07, 2016, 09:25:34 PM

It's absolutely wonderful actually

Puro · March 07, 2016, 09:27:54 PM

My love life is fantastic right now. Been dating my current girlfriend for almost half a year now.

Septy · March 07, 2016, 09:30:03 PM

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

CIS · March 07, 2016, 09:33:54 PM

Non-existent

🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 07, 2016, 10:09:16 PM

Epsira · March 07, 2016, 10:10:42 PM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 07, 2016, 10:09:16 PM

LOL

Aether · March 07, 2016, 10:11:19 PM

It's formless, shapeless, like water.

(It doesn't exist.)

🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 07, 2016, 10:14:07 PM

Quote from: Epsira on March 07, 2016, 10:10:42 PM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 07, 2016, 10:09:16 PM
LOL

[Despair.]

N/A · March 07, 2016, 10:16:35 PM

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Naru · March 07, 2016, 10:17:59 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 07, 2016, 10:16:35 PM

I'm hoping just to lose my virginity when I go to the Bahamas. I doubt it though. God, when I had to attend a symposium, I basically sat there quiet while everyone else seemed to converse with one another for about seven hours. I can't compose myself in either a formal or informal environment, I doubt anything will happen. I'm probably just going to spend spring break drunk most likely knowing me.

dont worry, im gonna try to lose my virginity at uni at the latest. if not, ill just try to get a girlfriend while in college for now >_>

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Verbatim · March 07, 2016, 10:21:26 PM

Does it need to be right now? I don't think so.

Naru · March 07, 2016, 10:22:24 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 07, 2016, 10:20:38 PM

Quote from: Narusaur on March 07, 2016, 10:17:59 PM
Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 07, 2016, 10:16:35 PM
I'm hoping just to lose my virginity when I go to the Bahamas. I doubt it though. God, when I had to attend a symposium, I basically sat there quiet while everyone else seemed to converse with one another for about seven hours. I can't compose myself in either a formal or informal environment, I doubt anything will happen. I'm probably just going to spend spring break drunk most likely knowing me.
dont worry, im gonna try to lose my virginity at uni at the latest. if not, ill just try to get a girlfriend while in college for now >_>
You're like 19 though, I'm already 24. I'm pretty much half way to the point of being a wizard. Shit, I should just start saving up for a prostitute at Vegas or something.

yea but like, ive had a few chances of going somewhere with girls but rejected the advances. i probably have one now, but i dont think my friends would approve

TB · March 07, 2016, 10:23:21 PM

Learned today the girl I was gonna ask out has a bf...
Everything sucks.

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Epsira · March 07, 2016, 10:25:52 PM

Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 07, 2016, 10:14:07 PM

Quote from: Epsira on March 07, 2016, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: Prime Multivac on March 07, 2016, 10:09:16 PM
LOL

[Despair.]

Where is that picture from?

Casper · March 07, 2016, 10:29:18 PM

Busta Nut · March 07, 2016, 10:31:45 PM

Considering I'm not plagued by longing or a desire for romantic attachment and none of the women in my life stir up any level of affection, I'm pretty much indifferent. Sexually, my libido has seemingly fallen off the face of the planet as well. Up until I read a racy piece of smut from an author friend of mine yesterday, I haven't had any heated thoughts in about a week, let alone a desire to act on them.

It's sort of strange.

Naru · March 07, 2016, 10:34:59 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on March 07, 2016, 10:23:21 PM

Learned today the girl I was gonna ask out has a bf...
Everything sucks.

tfw thats what im fearing for the girl im trying to get to know