Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?

Jive Turkey · May 14, 2015, 10:05:29 PM

BRB perfect height
BRB muscles
BRB great hairline
BRB specimen

pic related: its me being a fucking wolf(my spirit animal) getting ready to squat over 3hunnid pounds

maverick · May 14, 2015, 10:07:31 PM

Nah bro that would be Loaf

R o c k e t · May 14, 2015, 10:08:03 PM

Furry =/= Alpha

Korra · May 14, 2015, 10:08:58 PM

Stop being such a furry.

CK97 · May 14, 2015, 10:11:37 PM

Jive pls all this bragging is starting to be too much

The Lord Ruler · May 14, 2015, 11:07:19 PM

how many women have you had sex with

Girl of Mystery · May 14, 2015, 11:09:00 PM

You're a closet furry?

Jocephalopod · May 14, 2015, 11:09:39 PM

Mirin my curls?

Jive Turkey · May 14, 2015, 11:29:15 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 14, 2015, 10:08:58 PM

Stop being such a furry.

sshhhh

Jive Turkey · May 14, 2015, 11:29:41 PM

Quote from: CK97 on May 14, 2015, 10:11:37 PM

Jive pls all this bragging is starting to be too much

is for lolz

Jive Turkey · May 14, 2015, 11:30:04 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 14, 2015, 11:07:19 PM

how many women have you had sex with

between 7 and 13 srs

Jono · May 14, 2015, 11:31:16 PM

Are you one of those guys who goes to the gym just to take selfies and uploads them to Facebook and or Instagram?

Jive Turkey · May 14, 2015, 11:32:16 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 14, 2015, 11:31:16 PM

Are you one of those guys who goes to the gym just to take selfies and uploads them to Facebook and or Instagram?

i don't have social media. even when I did I never posted a single gym pic or update srs

Jono · May 14, 2015, 11:33:01 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 14, 2015, 11:32:16 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 14, 2015, 11:31:16 PM
Are you one of those guys who goes to the gym just to take selfies and uploads them to Facebook and or Instagram?
i don't have social media. even when I did I never posted a single gym pic or update srs

Okay good. Now that you've said that, you've become way cooler now.

Saleem · May 14, 2015, 11:40:35 PM

Solonoid · May 14, 2015, 11:40:53 PM

Nigga, I have your physique natural from performing my daily tasks.

brb strong as fuck
brb handsome as fuck
brb top notch lady killer
brb can see my penis w/out a microscope.
pic related: my senior class photo

Jim · May 14, 2015, 11:56:55 PM

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gats · May 15, 2015, 01:55:29 AM

aint nooo tellin'

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 01:58:52 AM

Quote from: goots on May 15, 2015, 01:55:29 AM

aint nooo tellin'

i'm just lookin in the mirror like i'm really him

gats · May 15, 2015, 02:02:06 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 15, 2015, 01:58:52 AM

Quote from: goots on May 15, 2015, 01:55:29 AM
aint nooo tellin'
i'm just lookin in the mirror like i'm really him

ayyyyyyyyyy

A Cheese Potato · May 15, 2015, 02:21:05 AM

how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately

Azure · May 15, 2015, 02:27:17 AM

Flee · May 15, 2015, 03:12:13 AM

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Nick McIntyre · May 15, 2015, 04:44:49 AM

I think I can speak for the furry community when I say "We don't want you."

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Mattie G Indahouse · May 15, 2015, 05:54:59 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 14, 2015, 11:30:04 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 14, 2015, 11:07:19 PM
how many women have you had sex with
between 7 and 13 srs

I'm calling the FBI. Enjoying taking it up the ass by Big Black Bubby you pedophile.

Girl of Mystery · May 15, 2015, 07:07:17 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 02:21:05 AM

how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately

that implies he was ever on wolvers' level

A Cheese Potato · May 15, 2015, 07:09:28 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 07:07:17 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 02:21:05 AM
how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately
that implies he was ever on wolvers' level

it's basically the same stuff though it just doesn't work hah

Girl of Mystery · May 15, 2015, 07:10:46 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 07:09:28 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 07:07:17 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 02:21:05 AM
how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately
that implies he was ever on wolvers' level
it's basically the same stuff though it just doesn't work hah

because jive is a little bit dim

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM

And what use are you to society?