is height reduction surgery an actual thing?

 
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I've heard people talk about how vertebraes can be removed and then the bones reattached to make someone shorter, but is this an actual surgery that you can get? I tried to google it but got mixed results


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yes they chop your legs off.


 
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yes they chop your legs off.
if they take the height out of your legs, that wouldn't work...

your body would look unproportional


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Why would anyone want to be short and inferior?


 
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Nope.
ugh what the fuck

there are surgeries to make you taller, why not the other way around?



 
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Why would anyone want to be short and inferior?
because being tall af is unseemly and disgusting


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I guess they could shorten your legs and arms. Your spine remains the same, because they can't reconnect nerves yet


 
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I guess they could shorten your legs and arms. Your spine remains the same, because they can't reconnect nerves yet
ughh that would look even worse, the proportions would be so off

couldn't they just compress your spine in some way, not actually remove bones from it?


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cut your head off you'll be shorter

you don't use it anyway


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I guess they could shorten your legs and arms. Your spine remains the same, because they can't reconnect nerves yet
ughh that would look even worse, the proportions would be so off

couldn't they just compress your spine in some way, not actually remove bones from it?

Nope. It needs to stay relatively straight


 
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Well not really... and on the opposite end, the only "height enlargement" surgery is really breaking your legs in a few places, inserting some metal for the bone to regrow around, and then you have to lay in bed for about four months for that to heal and you gain about two inches in your legs.


 
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cut your head off you'll be shorter

you don't use it anyway
this is a good suggestion

Nope. It needs to stay relatively straight
of course

fml


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hey
Any method to do so sounds like it'd mess you up, super badly


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give me your height pls


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stop caring about your height


 
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give me your height pls
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stop caring about your height
that's like telling you to stop caring about memes


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stop caring about your height
that's like telling you to stop caring about memes
memes you can change

height is something you can't change


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give me your height pls
I'd trade with you in a heartbeat

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back off

i need this height


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Tfw same height as middle schoolers I teach


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Just find yourself a nice 208 cm gf and pretend to be below average height fam


 
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Just find yourself a nice 208 cm gf and pretend to be below average height fam
I wish 6'3"+ girls existed

they don't except for obvious, unpassing trannies


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I wish 6'3"+ girls existed

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You can definitely compress your spine and make yourself shorter by 2-3 inches


 
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You can definitely compress your spine and make yourself shorter by 2-3 inches
lmao how

if this is legit please tell me


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Just find yourself a nice 208 cm gf and pretend to be below average height fam
I wish 6'3"+ girls existed

they don't except for obvious, unpassing trannies
im p sure there are some tall amazonian-mode women out there


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You can definitely compress your spine and make yourself shorter by 2-3 inches
lmao how

if this is legit please tell me
well youre shorter in the day cause if you measure yourself after you wake up your spine is all stretched out