I really should buy condoms

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But at the same time that's a lot of work and shit feels better raw


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It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
jim how are you still a virgin?


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It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.


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y'all niggas just jealous you can't afford the luxury of a no mess wank smh


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It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I get condoms for free all the time because they're always being handed out like candy, so I just hold onto the ones with cool wrappers and the ones that glow in the dark


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off

Bro, I do this like, five times daily.


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I get condoms for free all the time because they're always being handed out like candy, so I just hold onto the ones with cool wrappers and the ones that glow in the dark
Jester is 14 and straight, soo.


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It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off

Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
I do it wherever, and then clamp it off and walk over to the bathroom.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I get condoms for free all the time because they're always being handed out like candy, so I just hold onto the ones with cool wrappers and the ones that glow in the dark
Jester is 14 and straight, soo.
lol he's such a fag though


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I get condoms for free all the time because they're always being handed out like candy, so I just hold onto the ones with cool wrappers and the ones that glow in the dark
Jester is 14 and straight, soo.
lol he's such a fag though
Well his SO is trans and he's not bothered by that, so yeah he is a fag.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off

Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
I do it wherever, and then clamp it off and walk over to the bathroom.
That's dumb.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
ONE makes the best condoms because all the wrappers have shitty puns and it makes my day sometimes


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It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off

Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
I do it wherever, and then clamp it off and walk over to the bathroom.
That's dumb.
Never wiped up semen in my life, and never had to wash cum out of a sock, so it works for me.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.

And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off

Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
I do it wherever, and then clamp it off and walk over to the bathroom.
That's dumb.
Never wiped up semen in my life, and never had to wash cum out of a sock, so it works for me.
I don't wash them either. I just eventually get more from another chick.


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Don't be daft, cover that shaft.


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I don't wear condoms for 7s and up


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I don't wear condoms for 7s and up
This is retarded.