Interesting Stories

Korra · July 29, 2014, 01:01:12 PM

Post some interesting stuff that has happened to you.

Its not much of a story, but once I got too close to one of my friends...yeah it got weird.

TB · July 29, 2014, 01:05:32 PM

When I was like 3 or 4 my family was on a trip to Florida.
One time when we were walking to the beach I fell behind my parents a bit (y'know being 3 and all)
After a little bit they looked back and saw that I had gotten swarmed with red ants.
They had get me to the water just to get the off....
It sparked my everlasting hate to all insects of any kind.

Korra · July 29, 2014, 01:06:37 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 29, 2014, 01:05:32 PM

When I was like 3 or 4 my family was on a trip to Florida.
One time when we were walking to the beach I fell behind my parents a bit (y'know being 3 and all)
After a little bit they looked back and saw that I had gotten swarmed with red ants.
They had get me to the water just to get the off....
It sparked my everlasting hate to all insects of any kind.

Ouch.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · July 29, 2014, 01:07:21 PM

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TB · July 29, 2014, 01:08:02 PM

Quote from: Avatar Korra on July 29, 2014, 01:06:37 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 29, 2014, 01:05:32 PM
When I was like 3 or 4 my family was on a trip to Florida.
One time when we were walking to the beach I fell behind my parents a bit (y'know being 3 and all)
After a little bit they looked back and saw that I had gotten swarmed with red ants.
They had get me to the water just to get the off....
It sparked my everlasting hate to all insects of any kind.
Ouch.

yea.... It's so bad that I get a little jumpy whenever I see any singular ant on the sidewalk.
It sucks...

Magos Domina · July 29, 2014, 01:08:32 PM

Nothing that would shed me in a good light.

velox · July 29, 2014, 01:53:50 PM

Once when our family visited another family, they forgot me and left me in the sandbox when they left. After a while one of my siblings noticed that I weren't in the car.

Sandtrap · July 29, 2014, 02:16:26 PM

I got stabbed in the leg for breaking up a scuffle when I was visiting my home province a few years ago.

TB · July 29, 2014, 02:16:59 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on July 29, 2014, 02:16:26 PM

I got stabbed in the leg for breaking up a scuffle when I was visiting my home province a few years ago.
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Saskatchewan is nice...

Bonewheel Barry · July 29, 2014, 02:21:12 PM

Well, I somehow managed to accidently do a flip with my bike when I was little. Landed on the back of my neck, but thankfully nothing happened.

Jet Wave · July 29, 2014, 02:22:56 PM

I look at all these replies and I realize...

Nothing interesting ever happens to me.

i am karjala takaisin · July 29, 2014, 02:24:14 PM

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience.

At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine".

So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

TB · July 29, 2014, 02:24:47 PM

Quote from: Ember on July 29, 2014, 02:24:14 PM

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience.

At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ?you show me yours, I?ll show you mine".

So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ?fresh? and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought ?naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie ?yo homes smell ya later!? Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

I posted this yesterday XD

Sandtrap · July 29, 2014, 02:28:27 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 29, 2014, 02:16:59 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on July 29, 2014, 02:16:26 PM
I got stabbed in the leg for breaking up a scuffle when I was visiting my home province a few years ago.
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Saskatchewan is nice...

My home province, my origin one, is BC. Like hell I'd ever meet anybody with a knife in Saskatchewan unless I went to the shitty cities.

TB · July 29, 2014, 02:29:31 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on July 29, 2014, 02:28:27 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 29, 2014, 02:16:59 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on July 29, 2014, 02:16:26 PM
I got stabbed in the leg for breaking up a scuffle when I was visiting my home province a few years ago.
[/quote
Saskatchewan is nice...

My home province, my origin one, is BC. Like hell I'd ever meet anybody with a knife in Saskatchewan unless I went to the shitty cities.
Oh nice BC is a nice province.

Mmmmm Napalm · July 29, 2014, 02:30:30 PM

I was a Webelo selling popcorn. Go up to a guys house. He doesn't open the door, instead beckoning me to come inside.

I later found out he was a sex offender, when my mother checked the online database.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · July 29, 2014, 02:34:10 PM

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Sandtrap · July 31, 2014, 03:15:49 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on July 29, 2014, 02:34:10 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on July 29, 2014, 02:16:26 PM
I got stabbed in the leg for breaking up a scuffle when I was visiting my home province a few years ago.
Let's not forget how you got ran over by that truck.

Yeah. But the guy with the knife could've been a lot more serious. I was in the wrong end of town for that one.

Yu · July 31, 2014, 03:39:00 PM

-Am 6
-Convinced parents could stay alone while they go out shopping
-Told me not to open the door for anyone
-30 mins later I hear a knock on the door
-I open the door
-See a random stranger
-He asks if he can use the bathroom
-I say yes
-He enters the house
-"In the bathroom" for a long time
-Comes out with a big black trashbag
-I ask what it is
-He says "I'm taking out the trash"
-I believe him
-He leaves
-Parents come back
-They realize they have been robbed
-Cops are called
-My mom is crying, dad is pissed off
-Morale of the story don't trust children

TB · July 31, 2014, 03:44:23 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on July 31, 2014, 03:39:00 PM

-Am 6
-Convinced parents could stay alone while they go out shopping
-Told me not to open the door for anyone
-30 mins later I hear a knock on the door
-I open the door
-See a random stranger
-He asks if he can use the bathroom
-I say yes
-He enters the house
-"In the bathroom" for a long time
-Comes out with a big black trashbag
-I ask what it is
-He says "I'm taking out the trash"
-I believe him
-He leaves
-Parents come back
-They realize they have been robbed
-Cops are called
-My mom is crying, dad is pissed off
-Morale of the story don't trust children

damn

Yu · July 31, 2014, 03:45:12 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on July 31, 2014, 03:44:23 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on July 31, 2014, 03:39:00 PM
-Am 6
-Convinced parents could stay alone while they go out shopping
-Told me not to open the door for anyone
-30 mins later I hear a knock on the door
-I open the door
-See a random stranger
-He asks if he can use the bathroom
-I say yes
-He enters the house
-"In the bathroom" for a long time
-Comes out with a big black trashbag
-I ask what it is
-He says "I'm taking out the trash"
-I believe him
-He leaves
-Parents come back
-They realize they have been robbed
-Cops are called
-My mom is crying, dad is pissed off
-Morale of the story don't trust children
damn

I wasn't the smartest kid, actually I was pretty stupid.

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · July 31, 2014, 04:36:49 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on July 31, 2014, 03:39:00 PM

-Am 6
-Convinced parents could stay alone while they go out shopping
-Told me not to open the door for anyone
-30 mins later I hear a knock on the door
-I open the door
-See a random stranger
-He asks if he can use the bathroom
-I say yes
-He enters the house
-"In the bathroom" for a long time
-Comes out with a big black trashbag
-I ask what it is
-He says "I'm taking out the trash"
-I believe him
-He leaves
-Parents come back
-They realize they have been robbed
-Cops are called
-My mom is crying, dad is pissed off
-Morale of the story don't trust children

wtf did he steal out your bathroom? the toilet?

Yu · July 31, 2014, 04:42:30 PM

Quote from: kush mcgush on July 31, 2014, 04:36:49 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on July 31, 2014, 03:39:00 PM
-Am 6
-Convinced parents could stay alone while they go out shopping
-Told me not to open the door for anyone
-30 mins later I hear a knock on the door
-I open the door
-See a random stranger
-He asks if he can use the bathroom
-I say yes
-He enters the house
-"In the bathroom" for a long time
-Comes out with a big black trashbag
-I ask what it is
-He says "I'm taking out the trash"
-I believe him
-He leaves
-Parents come back
-They realize they have been robbed
-Cops are called
-My mom is crying, dad is pissed off
-Morale of the story don't trust children
wtf did he steal out your bathroom? the toilet?

He went into my parent's room and stole jewelry, clothes, and money.

o______________o · July 31, 2014, 04:45:51 PM

I'll try to keep this as brief as possible since you guys have short attention spans. When I took out the trash this morning, I did what I usually did: I lazily tossed the garbage bag into the trash can. This morning, I tossed it a little bit too hard and the garbage can tipped over and bumped against a small tree with a skinny trunk. A beehive fell out of the tree and broke on the driveway. An angry swarm of bees filled the air and I ran back into my house and slammed the door.

Meanwhile, my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Since there was no other living thing in sight, the bees attacked him. Since he was closer to the tool shed than he was to his house, he ran right to it and slammed the door shut.

Unfortunately, he was unaware of the new hornet nest that some hornets built on the ceiling of the shed. When he slammed the door shut, the hornet nest fell off the ceiling and crashed onto the floor. He ran out of the shed and made a bee line for the house, screaming bloody murder as the bees and hornets stung him.

Now, the door closest to him was the cellar door, so he took cover in there and slammed the door shut. Unfortunately, there was another bee hive in wine rack, which he disturbed when he slammed the door shut. To make a long story short, he ran out of the cellar amidst the cloud of bees, hornets, and more bees, and he collapsed and got stung to death.

I learned a huge lesson today: bee nice to your neighbors, and don't bumble about when you take out your trash, watch where you are throwing it.

Crouton · July 31, 2014, 04:47:42 PM

DId a bunch of coke and heroin with some whore and fucked the shit out of her for 8 hours.

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BlitzFiend · July 31, 2014, 04:56:26 PM

I managed to somehow break my finger at school during PE. I inspected it, and casually raised my hand. I patiently waited for the teacher. My teacher shrieked when she saw my horribly disfigured finger.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 08, 2014, 10:45:14 AM

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Korra · August 08, 2014, 10:45:39 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 08, 2014, 10:45:14 AM

Bump for original topic.

Thanks!