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Who would win in a logic fight?

Socrates
10 (62.5%)
Plato
2 (12.5%)
Aristotle
4 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 16

inb4 Plato fanboys post their meme votes

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He literally never wrote down a written word that came from his own mouth.

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Socrates is literally the only correct answer here.

 
 
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Plato's concepts were existential and didn't have much to do with logic, only with tripping the fuck out.

I'm gonna have to give this one to Socrates.

 
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I'm making a formal request for everyone that voted Aristotle to explain their wrong choice.

 
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Archimedes.

 
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Quote from: Nimble Jack on March 13, 2016, 07:20:30 PM
Archimedes.

Wow, Archimedes invented some science, big deal. Socrates unironically invented logic. I swear, Archimedes' apologists are literally the worst.

 
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Quote from: OnionBeetle on March 13, 2016, 07:25:56 PM
Quote from: Nimble Jack on March 13, 2016, 07:20:30 PM
Archimedes.

Wow, Archimedes invented some science, big deal. Socrates unironically invented logic. I swear, Archimedes' apologists are literally the worst.

Nigga, he invented calculus.

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Socrates allowed himself to be put to death because he supported social contract bullshit. So fuck him.

 
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I like how two people have voted for Aristotle, but none for Plato.

 
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>logic fight
>anybody else but the first scientist winning

 
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Quote from: Black Phillip on March 13, 2016, 09:57:03 PM
Socrates allowed himself to be put to death because he supported social contract bullshit. So fuck him.

>the year of our lord 2016
>still believing this meme

He literally allowed himself to die to prove how retarded everyone was. By killing 'the wisest man alive', they would prove themselves to be unwise. He didn't give a single iota of a fuck towards hippie-socialist-commie-faggot social contract.

 
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Quote from: OnionBeetle on March 14, 2016, 06:45:02 AM
Quote from: Black Phillip on March 13, 2016, 09:57:03 PM
Socrates allowed himself to be put to death because he supported social contract bullshit. So fuck him.

>the year of our lord 2016
>still believing this meme

He literally allowed himself to die to prove how retarded everyone was. By killing 'the wisest man alive', they would prove themselves to be unwise. He didn't give a single iota of a fuck towards hippie-socialist-commie-faggot social contract.

Why is he the 'wisest man alive'? Just because some drugged out bitch in a cave said so?

 
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I think I like Epicurus a bit more.

 
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Out of the three, Socrates was real af. My only true take away from Aristotle that he can think of at the moment is the Golden Mean.

 
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Quote from: Yulius Kaisar on March 14, 2016, 11:21:06 AM
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WHERE CAN I FIND AN HONEST MAN?


WHERE THE FUCK CAN I FIND ONE?!



 
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good thing none of these people are real sahahahah