FOREVER!

Unless....

There is one thing that can get Sep7agon to go for years, if not decades. A product. So here's the story. It's 2017. Cheat has made some budget cuts to the forum after the ad provider decided to give him the finger and take off. He is in no position to keep the site up for very long and members are dropping like flies. Not only is Cheat losing money after investing into Sep7agon and it's hosting, but it's also becoming harder and harder for him to keep the server up.

So Cheat decides you pick you for a very important task. He wants to to design a revolutionary product that is guaranteed to put Sep7agon on a famous spotlight and bring traffic back with new members, as well as purchasing this hot ticket item that will make people scream "OMG I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!"

You can make it happen and allow Sep7agon to live on for decades, taking a life on it's own and becoming big.

If you succeed, Sep7agon will be the next go to place at the cool kids club and will be mentioned world wide, if you fail, The website will die out leaving Cheat no choice but to put the website down and out of it's misery while looking at you in complete disappointment.

With that said, what is this revolutionary product that you will create to try to save Sep7agon from certain death?

The weight rests on your shoulders. Do you actually attempt your best to create this awesome product? Or do you create a shit product on purpose to kill the website faster?

What will be the name of this product that you create? Will you impress Cheat with it or will you let him down?

A smart bed. I'd does everything a smart phone, a smart Car and a smart 12 year old can do.

We transition into an online auto parts store.

With a porn section as well.

God damn, I'm a genius.

If Cheat is that desperate, which he would be in this scenario, I smell a lot of $$$$ on the way.

Something tells me this would work.

It will host exports from the Islamic State.

It will host exports from the Islamic State.

But liveleak and bestgore are things already.

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 29, 2015, 11:07:53 PM

It will host exports from the Islamic State.

Okay. Do you have any examples to propose to Cheat when he asks what these will be?

Severed heads.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 29, 2015, 11:08:50 PM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 29, 2015, 11:07:53 PM

It will host exports from the Islamic State.

Okay. Do you have any examples to propose to Cheat when he asks what these will be?

Severed heads.

O.o

Oh my.....

Quote from: Raw Sugar on March 29, 2015, 11:03:17 PM

A smart bed. I'd does everything a smart phone, a smart Car and a smart 12 year old can do.

Lol. So it's as smart as a 12-year-old? XD

hehe sure (;

Start posting Rockets music.

We will sell gold iPhones and Starbucks*. It's the perfect plan.

Demographic: 12 - 17 year old white girls.

Quote from: TBlocks on March 29, 2015, 11:38:20 PM

Quote from: Cheat on March 29, 2015, 11:37:24 PM

We will sell gold iPhones and Starbucks*. It's the perfect plan.

Demographic: 12 - 17 year old white girls.

Jackpot

Had a feeling you would like that. >.>

Quote from: TBlocks on March 29, 2015, 11:38:20 PM

Quote from: Cheat on March 29, 2015, 11:37:24 PM

We will sell gold iPhones and Starbucks*. It's the perfect plan.

Demographic: 12 - 17 year old white girls.

Well, you fit that.

Ohhhh good one!

Quote from: Cheat on March 29, 2015, 11:37:24 PM

We will sell gold iPhones and Starbucks*. It's the perfect plan.

Demographic: 12 - 17 year old white girls.

I'm sold.

Pimp out Tru. $100 for 10 minutes.

We'll just sell Bungie consulting services.

And how is that going to work? Are you going to contact Bungie or what?