The 32 Things that will remind you of Elementary School.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/grade-school-flashbacks#.ud0QnAdoZ

And sadly, its all true! Every single one of these things were a thing when I was a kid. Prolly was for you too!


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I pictured a different kind of school activity when I read "shooting up lead"...


 
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According to one of my friends, this was making rounds on Tumblr the last few days.
Apparently people were losing their shit over it.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I'm glad I don't ever have to go through school lunches ever again.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

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I pictured a different kind of school activity when I read "shooting up lead"...
too soon


 
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According to one of my friends, this was making rounds on Tumblr the last few days.
Apparently people were losing their shit over it.
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LITERALLY MY CHILDHOOD
I CANT EVEN
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Here's the most standout memory I have of elementary school:

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I pictured a different kind of school activity when I read "shooting up lead"...
too soon
It's never too soon.

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Especially not for the kids.


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>buzzfeed
Brute stop


 
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I miss my friend from play group


 
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I miss my friend from play group
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I miss having friends.


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
I'm glad I don't ever have to go through school lunches ever again.
i only had cafeteria lunches like two or three times in kindergarten cause i wasnt a poor pleb


 
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I miss my friend from play group
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I miss having friends.
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Surprised nobody has posted a transit van or a trenchcoat yet.

At least we have a sandy hook joke, step it up flud <_<


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If you know, you know.
Most of the food items/toys don't apply to me because they didn't have that shit in post-soviet countries.
Last Edit: April 13, 2015, 03:47:12 PM by FatherlyNick


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Feet first into fun!
Am I the only one that wasn't afraid of wasps growing up?


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oh yea... i bet none of you used to piss on the inside edge of the toilet to keep quite like me


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Am I the only one that wasn't afraid of wasps growing up?
Why would anyone without an allergy be afraid of wasps?


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Am I the only one that wasn't afraid of wasps growing up?
Why would anyone without an allergy be afraid of wasps?
I don't know. Almost everyone that I've met hates wasps.


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First thing I thought went I saw the title was thanks buzzfeed.
Reported.


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
Am I the only one that wasn't afraid of wasps growing up?
Why would anyone without an allergy be afraid of wasps?
Because when you disturb them they aggressively chase you until they inject acid into your body?


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Am I the only one that wasn't afraid of wasps growing up?
Why would anyone without an allergy be afraid of wasps?
Because when you disturb them they aggressively chase you until they inject acid into your body?
That's only when you piss them off. I've smacked wasps away without them stinging me.


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In like 8th grade all the girls in my school had jeans that were too long, and folded them and used these hairbands around their ankles to hold them up.

I'm not sure if it was like that anywhere else, or if it was a very localized and stupid fashion trend.


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>buzzfeed

Dude just walk in front of a moving truck already


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In like 8th grade all the girls in my school had jeans that were too long, and folded them and used these hairbands around their ankles to hold them up.

I'm not sure if it was like that anywhere else, or if it was a very localized and stupid fashion trend.
Or because you live in a fucking ghetto


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seeing that prison tier cafeteria lunch makes me glad I didn't have a cafeteria at school haha


 
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The only thing I could play on recorder was 'See-Saw'