The details of my life are quite inconsequential

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


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Kill yourself.
*leans closer and blows smoke in your face*

One of the joys I have is persisting just to annoy forum tryhards. I'm gonna keep posting just because you want me to stop


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*leans closer and blows smoke in your face*

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Jesus fucking christ lmfao you fucking furfag roleplay jerkoff


lmfao



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Kill yourself.
*leans closer and blows smoke in your face*

One of the joys I have is persisting just to annoy forum tryhards. I'm gonna keep posting just because you want me to stop
Jesus fucking christ lmfao you fucking furfag roleplay jerkoff


lmfao

Go on. Feed me


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
yeah yeah, just get to the damn sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads already


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yeah yeah, just get to the damn sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads already

We... Ahh couldn't get sharks, sir