If you weren't circumcised you should probably kill yourself

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I remember my circumcision, it was...

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My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
There's so much wrong with this post that I don't even know where to start.

Start with the beginning, it's a very good place to start


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>Being upset about the Human anatomy.
Shouldn't you complain that women should cut one of their breasts off too, because that's aesthetically pleasing or some shit?
So essentially you're saying is that we should ban ear piercings, nail clippers, razors, haircuts, and shampoo because it's wrong to modify your body for an aesthetic reason?
No, it's wrong for someone else to modify your body for aesthetic reasons.
Okay, so children under 18 should be banned from getting ear piercings, manicures/pedicures, and dying their hair different colors?

Great job butchering that poor code.

Those are temporary at best, but they're hardly comparable to amputation.
Unless your dick was the size of an arm or leg when you were young, circumcision is no where near comparable to an amputation.
Circumcision is an amputation by definition, pretty much.

Same with ear piercings, faggot
>equating an ear piercing with outright removal of the ear

wat

this is bad logic even for you
Except a circumcision is not a big procedure, in fact it takes less than a minute.

Okay, here's a hypothetical for you. A child is born with 6 fingers on one hand. The extra finger isn't harmful for the child, but he thinks he would look better if he only had five. By your logic, he shouldn't be allowed to have the surgery solely because it's an amputation for an aesthetic reason on a child.
A normal part of the human anatomy is hardly comparable to a deformity.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature
1)https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/the-fallacy-fallacy
2) that's hardly applicable here anyway
You're saying we should ban circumcision because it's not natural, so yes it does apply.
lol

Not because it's unnatural, but because it's unjustifiable in the Western world.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Hasnt this been argued over in serious.


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I remember my circumcision, it was...

Oh wait!


My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
>implying everyone who has a foreskin would have phimosis
>implications

I never implied that actually. Do people get flu shots because EVERYONE will get the flu if they don't? Do people put on sunscreen because EVERYONE will get cancer if they don't? It's precausionary
so every bloke should be circumcised just in the off chance he might develop phimosis?


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I remember my circumcision, it was...

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My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
>implying everyone who has a foreskin would have phimosis
>implications

I never implied that actually. Do people get flu shots because EVERYONE will get the flu if they don't? Do people put on sunscreen because EVERYONE will get cancer if they don't? It's precausionary
And thus wrong to force upon someone.
little kids don't want shots either yet parents force those upon them
But shots also benefit the general public at large, due to how easily it is to transmit most of those diseases and how deadly those are. Circumcision provides largely personal benefits from things that are either 1) rarely life-threatening in the West and non-transmittable, or 2) only transmitted through sexual contact, at which point in a person's life if they're old enough to consent to sex, they're old enough to consent to circumcision.
Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 09:02:17 AM by Kupo


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Hasnt this been argued over in serious.
yes but this is humorous


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Hasnt this been argued over in serious.
yes but this is humorous
Yeah...arguing for circumcision is funny.
Its just wrong.


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I remember my circumcision, it was...

Oh wait!


My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
>implying everyone who has a foreskin would have phimosis
>implications

I never implied that actually. Do people get flu shots because EVERYONE will get the flu if they don't? Do people put on sunscreen because EVERYONE will get cancer if they don't? It's precausionary
so every bloke should be circumcised just in the off chance he might develop phimosis?
no that's why I s


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Hasnt this been argued over in serious.
yes but this is humorous
Yeah...arguing for circumcision is funny.
Its just wrong.
"but guys! if you get your dick cut you can spend 20 seconds less in the shower"


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unjustifiable in the Western world.
>acting like circumcision is some kind of horrible evil thing
>acting like it's really that big of a deal

Just because there are few reasons (aesthetic, minor health issues) to keep it legal does not mean it should be made illegal.
Yes, yes, and yes it does.


 
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Except a circumcision is not a big procedure, in fact it takes less than a minute.
It takes up to half an hour of a baby being strapped down to a table while a part of its penis is being cut off. Something that, unsurprisingly, hurts like a mofo.
can't be any worse than having my skull literally crushed momentarily as i exit my mother's womb

i don't remember my circumcision at all, and i'm rather happy with the results, personally


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I remember my circumcision, it was...

Oh wait!


My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
>implying everyone who has a foreskin would have phimosis
>implications

I never implied that actually. Do people get flu shots because EVERYONE will get the flu if they don't? Do people put on sunscreen because EVERYONE will get cancer if they don't? It's precausionary
so every bloke should be circumcised just in the off chance he might develop phimosis?
no that's why I s
what?


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I remember my circumcision, it was...

Oh wait!


My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
>implying everyone who has a foreskin would have phimosis
>implications

I never implied that actually. Do people get flu shots because EVERYONE will get the flu if they don't? Do people put on sunscreen because EVERYONE will get cancer if they don't? It's precausionary
so every bloke should be circumcised just in the off chance he might develop phimosis?
no that's why I specifically chose to say I. I'm not the "elitist" type I'm just justifying my decision to those who seem to think circumcision is taboo


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i'm not for or against circumcision by the way

i think it's a "who gives a fuck" type of issue

i do think people who are against it are overreacting though


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
The only people who should have a say in the circumcision debate are women and fags, and we all agree that a nice cut looks better than a god damn earthworm turkey baster looking thing.

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Okay then, what else should we ban because the only reason to keep it legal is for aesthetic reasons? Hair dye? Razor blades? Spray tans?
lol, didn't I already explain how those aren't comparable?


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
unjustifiable in the Western world.
>acting like circumcision is some kind of horrible evil thing
>acting like it's really that big of a deal

Just because there are few reasons (aesthetic, minor health issues) to keep it legal does not mean it should be made illegal.
Yes, yes, and yes it does.
Okay then, what else should we ban because the only reason to keep it legal is for aesthetic reasons? Hair dye? Razor blades? Spray tans?
none of those are comparable to circumcision


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
The only people who should have a say in the circumcision debate are women and fags, and we all agree that a nice cut looks better than a god damn earthworm turkey baster looking thing.

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Come now, we both know you were aroused by what I posted in anarchy a while back.
Good is good but better is better.


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I remember my circumcision, it was...

Oh wait!


My grandfather had phimosis as a teenager so he had to get curcumcised then, and said it was horrible. Why would I want my kids to be subjected to suffering they will remember over one they will cry about for 3 minutes and then just want to suck be fed and sleep?
>implying everyone who has a foreskin would have phimosis
>implications

I never implied that actually. Do people get flu shots because EVERYONE will get the flu if they don't? Do people put on sunscreen because EVERYONE will get cancer if they don't? It's precausionary
so every bloke should be circumcised just in the off chance he might develop phimosis?
no that's why I s
sorry lemon my phone fucked up and sent the partial response and then the full one farther down


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Okay then, what else should we ban because the only reason to keep it legal is for aesthetic reasons? Hair dye? Razor blades? Spray tans?
lol, didn't I already explain how those aren't comparable?
"It's not comparable" is a one all end all copy and paste argument I've seen be used for everything. All you've been able to accomplish here is saying that circumcision should be banned because it's not natural, which is honestly quite hypocritical coming from a homosexual.
loooooooooool


 
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>looks better

Boot pls.
looks so much better


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