if you were to kill yourself, how would you go about it?

Jive Turkey · May 21, 2015, 07:24:14 PM

Douse my body in gasoline and light myself on fire

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Jive Turkey · May 21, 2015, 07:32:02 PM

I will destroy you

cuneif · May 21, 2015, 07:41:11 PM

Drop a bowling ball on my head

Mega Sceptile · May 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM

I'd go on a crime spree until someone kills me probably. It'd probably be the most fun way to end things.

Forgewolf · May 21, 2015, 07:52:59 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM

I'd go on a crime spree until someone kills me probably. It'd probably be the most fun way to end things.

That's an immoral way to go too

Mega Sceptile · May 21, 2015, 08:14:31 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:52:59 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM
I'd go on a crime spree until someone kills me probably. It'd probably be the most fun way to end things.
That's an immoral way to go too

I know, but at that point, when I'm ready to off myself, I'm gonna have what fun I can and try to feel alive again one last time before death takes me away.

Ingy · May 21, 2015, 08:22:12 PM

Pack a small rowboat full of water, soda, candy, and the shit I like

Go out to sea until I'm lost

Stay there for a couple of days and blow my brains out when I feel like it

Sandtrap · May 21, 2015, 08:26:27 PM

There's a radio tower in my town with a rather frightful lack of barriers round it that I've visited on shittier days. Most likely, jump from that. Although, I could still hit somebody if I did. Or land on somebody's house.

Best way to do it, personally I think, would be in the winter. On a cold night, -20, -30. Walk out into a field somewhere.

I hear that death by cold is rather relaxing. You feel warm, you get drowsy, and then you go to sleep.

Forgewolf · May 21, 2015, 08:38:06 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 08:14:31 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM
I'd go on a crime spree until someone kills me probably. It'd probably be the most fun way to end things.
That's an immoral way to go too
I'm gonna have what fun I can and try to feel alive again one last time before death takes me away.

There are other ways of doing that without taking the lives of those who might be enjoying themselves.

Sandtrap · May 21, 2015, 08:39:43 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 08:38:06 PM

Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM
I'd go on a crime spree until someone kills me probably. It'd probably be the most fun way to end things.
That's an immoral way to go too
I'm gonna have what fun I can and try to feel alive again one last time before death takes me away.
There are other ways of doing that without taking the lives of those who might be enjoying themselves.

Correct! Like grabbing a plane ticket, grabbing a gun, and flying off to some war torn country to fight against all the shitty people you hear about on the news until you are killed.

Rather than fly planes into mountains, why not do everybody a favor on your way out instead?

The Lord Ruler · May 21, 2015, 08:46:32 PM

id jump out of a plane naked eating a cheeseburger and shooting a gun

like a true american

Sandtrap · May 21, 2015, 08:49:40 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 21, 2015, 08:46:32 PM

id jump out of a plane naked eating a cheeseburger and shooting a gun

like a true american

You forgot the scooter.

You have to do it on a scooter. Fat people. They need scooters to move.

Luis · May 21, 2015, 08:50:47 PM

I'd drink some gasoline and light my insides on fire

Ushan · May 21, 2015, 08:53:13 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 21, 2015, 08:49:40 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 21, 2015, 08:46:32 PM
id jump out of a plane naked eating a cheeseburger and shooting a gun

like a true american

You forgot the scooter.

You have to do it on a scooter. Fat people. They need scooters to move.

And the Old Glory underpants

Forgewolf · May 21, 2015, 09:01:54 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 21, 2015, 08:39:43 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 08:38:06 PM
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:52:59 PM
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on May 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM
I'd go on a crime spree until someone kills me probably. It'd probably be the most fun way to end things.
That's an immoral way to go too
I'm gonna have what fun I can and try to feel alive again one last time before death takes me away.
There are other ways of doing that without taking the lives of those who might be enjoying themselves.

Correct! Like grabbing a plane ticket, grabbing a gun, and flying off to some war torn country to fight against all the shitty people you hear about on the news until you are killed.

Rather than fly planes into mountains, why not do everybody a favor on your way out instead?

I meant in a way that wouldn't cause injury or death of another being.

The Lord Ruler · May 21, 2015, 09:07:43 PM

Quote from: Ushan on May 21, 2015, 08:53:13 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 21, 2015, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 21, 2015, 08:46:32 PM
id jump out of a plane naked eating a cheeseburger and shooting a gun

like a true american

You forgot the scooter.

You have to do it on a scooter. Fat people. They need scooters to move.

And the Old Glory underpants

yes all of these things

Korra · May 21, 2015, 10:22:55 PM

Saving someone probably.
It wouldn't be suicide then, it would be sacrifice in that regard.

R o c k e t · May 21, 2015, 10:24:54 PM

TB · May 21, 2015, 10:28:01 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 21, 2015, 10:24:54 PM

no

It's a hypothetical.
OT: Jumping off the CN Tower perhaps.

Jester · May 21, 2015, 10:29:28 PM

An explosion would be nice

Yu · May 21, 2015, 10:29:51 PM

Gun or jumping off a plane.

Verbatim · May 21, 2015, 10:30:54 PM

Fight to have euthanasia legalized, as it should be.

R o c k e t · May 21, 2015, 10:35:02 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on May 21, 2015, 10:28:01 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 21, 2015, 10:24:54 PM
no
It's a hypothetical.

no

Spoiler

duh

Korra · May 21, 2015, 10:43:40 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 21, 2015, 10:35:02 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on May 21, 2015, 10:28:01 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 21, 2015, 10:24:54 PM
no
It's a hypothetical.

no
Spoiler
duh

How are you posting if you're offline?

The Waifu Master · May 21, 2015, 11:22:06 PM

Last attempt had me and my car in the garage.

Erives · May 22, 2015, 01:16:52 AM

Go out in a blaze of glory.

Sandtrap · May 22, 2015, 01:19:35 AM

Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:21:23 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 21, 2015, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:11:29 PM
-Gun
-Middle of nowhere
-Two bullets only

-Gun at the back of the head where the neck meets the skulls. (The sensitive stuff is in the back.. You never want to shoot yourself on the side of the head as it can result in failure and mutilation)

-Quickly double tap

you must be a real dumbass to have a thick enough skull to stop a point-blank shot to the head.

All the important parts of the human brain are more towards the back than the front. That's also why our spinal cord is in the back.

Skulls protect the brain.. yes, bullets can go through the skull, but if you hit the wrong spot.. you are going to probably live in a horrible state for the rest of your life.

Many people who attempt or do it are doing it wrong and the ones that die, just got lucky.

If you are going to shoot yourself from the front.. you'll want to go through the eye socket or an upward angle through the mouth. The less bone you have to go through, the more maximized result.

Apparently, shooting right behind the lower ear is the way to do it.

Live suicide tapes of a reporter that killed herself on live television, sources said she learned that from a police officer during her time as a journalist.

Sigma617 · May 22, 2015, 05:01:33 AM

I'd like to die like Dr. Ryan in Gravity.

Just turn off the oxygen filters and go to sleep as the Soyuz capsule slowly de orbits.

Jocephalopod · May 22, 2015, 11:16:12 AM

Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:21:23 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 21, 2015, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Forgewolf on May 21, 2015, 07:11:29 PM
-Gun
-Middle of nowhere
-Two bullets only

-Gun at the back of the head where the neck meets the skulls. (The sensitive stuff is in the back.. You never want to shoot yourself on the side of the head as it can result in failure and mutilation)

-Quickly double tap

you must be a real dumbass to have a thick enough skull to stop a point-blank shot to the head.

All the important parts of the human brain are more towards the back than the front. That's also why our spinal cord is in the back.

Skulls protect the brain.. yes, bullets can go through the skull, but if you hit the wrong spot.. you are going to probably live in a horrible state for the rest of your life.

Many people who attempt or do it are doing it wrong and the ones that die, just got lucky.

If you are going to shoot yourself from the front.. you'll want to go through the eye socket or an upward angle through the mouth. The less bone you have to go through, the more maximized result.

Have you done this before?