Stranger: Hi! ^_^You: Hello?You: Are you a real person?Stranger: Of course!You: I've only run into shameless trolls thus farStranger: I'm Katy, but you can just call me T3h P3ngu1n of d00m!Stranger: I'm so random haha!You: My name is DanielleYou: But you can call me DanStranger: By godYou: Some call me dan the manStranger: Is it really you?You: It always wasYou: It always will beStranger: I-I don't know what to say...Stranger: I thought I lost you..You: Is that you, Stan?Stranger: Y-Yes...You: Anon, I...Stranger: ShhStranger: Don't say itStranger: Let meStranger: Heil Hitler.You: I'm in tearsYou: You complete meStranger: My anus.Stranger: It tinglesStranger: What is happening?You: I'm reaching through the internet, and penetrrating yo with my mindStranger: Oh god, Dan, yesStranger: Fill me with your hot creamYou: I'm sorry Stan, but I have to go.Stranger: No you can't!You: The FBI just finished giiving it to Moot hard, and I think he's about to dicover me!Stranger: When will I see you again??You: I... I don't knowStranger: Moot was a cuck! Everyone knows that!Stranger: Unless..Stranger: Wait.Stranger: Not you too.Stranger: Not my Danny botStranger: boy*You: My anus is reserved for Best Korea and you Stan.You: Forsooth, I fly!Stranger: Fly you fool!Stranger: Fly!
Not me but this is what it would look like if this worked
who the fuck is this 4chan guy?